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[sara]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: Start a conversation
You: nou
Stranger: Nope!
You: ok, justin beiber got peged in the head with a water bottle /disscuss
Stranger: Lol that was awesome I saw Justin beiber on chatroulette
You: o and lady gaga went to a baseball game naked...
You: i think it was naked
You: either that or she was in her bikini
Stranger: She's a dude
You: either that or he* was in his* swim shorts
You: classic rock or pop?
Stranger: Rock
You: classic rock or rock? sorry huge classic rock fan here
You: you like led zepplin
Stranger: Same here u like iron maiden?
You: yup
You: lynerd skynerd
Stranger: Tuesdays gone mother forgeter!!!!
You: t?
You: ?
You: what you smokin

[Ad Bot]

[!Cookie!]

You: Hi

Person: < Disconnects >


Lmao.

[JamestheLeet]

Stranger: yo
You: Hi
Stranger: what up?
You: Nothing much
Stranger: where are ya from?
You: Arkansas
Stranger: Cool :)
Stranger: I hate it when people mispronounce it : D
You: Nice
Stranger: So how do ya like it there in Arkansas?
You: Good
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was like PEEDDDOOOOOOO when he asked me where I was from.


You: Hi
Stranger: heyho
Stranger: asl?
You: hang on
Stranger: fu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[!Cookie!]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: BLAH
Stranger: Bligh!
Stranger: Naked photo please
You: No BLURG
You: Okay
You: ._. But first
Stranger: Hooray!
You: How old are you .-.
Stranger: 13
Stranger: :)
You: Lies im 13 =.=
You: Dont lie to me o_o
Stranger: Why are they lies?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
You: CUZ J00 LIES
You: THats why they are lies =.=
Stranger: LIes!!!!!!!!!!
You: MORE LIES
Stranger: I bet you're lying!!!!!!
You: NO U!
Stranger: Gasp an accusation!
Stranger: Uuuuuuu
Stranger: !!!!!!!!
Stranger: U lied to meeeeeee
You: NO
You: U LIE TO ME
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: You lied!
You: NO U LIED
You: D:

You: WHY J00 LIE TO ME T_T
You: ~ sniffle ~
You: :{
Stranger: Why do you continue this???????!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I don't want to fight anymore
You: NO U continue dis, I AM GONNA SIT IN MY CORNER D:<
Stranger: Not the corner!!!!!!! :(
You: Yesh,...THE CORNER O.O
Stranger: Gahgh why?!?!?
Stranger: I hate when you do that!
You: o_o
Stranger: Whywhqywhwywhqywhqy
You: T.T you make me cry in corner becuz im sad
You: Im gonna strip J00 NEKIIIDDDDD
Stranger: Oh noes!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Lol wtf a perv? XD

[JamestheLeet]

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: sup
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: what are you
You: Hi
Stranger: say hi id yer homolove
You: Hi
Stranger: say hi if you will send me 30 dollas
You: No
Stranger: snake?
You: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: Hi
Stranger: lol
You: lolwut
Stranger: fumny how everyone starts wit hi
You: It says to
Stranger: so das y u do it
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Yus
Stranger: m.fk
Stranger: m.f??
You: M
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kevdude]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i want to sniff an english girls armpits
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
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You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: i'm not a quack
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: shut up!
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
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You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
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You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: you're a rude, nasty little man
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
Stranger: and i hope your snake falls off
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
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You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You: GET OUT YOU QUACK
You have disconnected.

[thomas64]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hie
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: You like chocolate?
You: Love it
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Good. Mission Accomplished.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lolwut.

[Kobewarrior]

Its fun posing as an 18-Year-Old girl that lives in New York.

[thomas64]

Its fun posing as an 18-Year-Old girl that lives in New York.

O u.

[Kobewarrior]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
You: IN A SMALL TOWN WORLD
Stranger: WRONG
Stranger: TRY AGAIN
You: ASDF NOOOOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!

[JamestheLeet]

Stranger: can you please send me a picture of yourself?
You: Hi
You: yes
Stranger: awesome
You: let me upload my video of me stripping
Stranger: thts not nessairy
Stranger: i jus need a pic of ur face
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETO3-MxMe2Q
Stranger: lolol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He watched the whole video before disconnecting.

Its fun posing as an 18-Year-Old girl that lives in New York.

Inorite?

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: f.21.usa
You: 18 F US
Stranger: whats up
You: Not much
Stranger: what are you up to
You: Playing on my laptop
Stranger: ...and now i realize i just basically repeated myself
Stranger: lol
Stranger: *shrug*
Stranger: i just got out of work
You: Ok
Stranger: ever go to fark.com?
You: No
Stranger: nothing good today, but usually its pretty amusing
You: Oh
Stranger: thats where i prefer to get my news, and jon stewart
Stranger: lol
You: I find this youtube video amusing
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnhF1QAEZjU
Stranger: whats it of
You: Its just funny
Stranger: lol
You: You've been trolled
Stranger: yes i see that
You: :trollFace:
Stranger: have a nice dayyy
You: And I'm just posing to be a female
Stranger: uh huh
You: To troll people
You: Bye
You have disconnected.

[JamestheLeet]

/Bump

[Wonder G]

3 Omegle chat logs in 1 post.

Stranger: m 21 india here...
Stranger: u
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I forgeted your mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi ... 21/m ... wanna have a love chat?
You: forget YOU!
Stranger: ok
I then disconnected.

Stranger: hi, ur chatting with a 28 male asian.. care to continue?
You: The Omegle Chat System has detected a violation of code: "Attempting to solicit love from minors". This chat log has been saved by the Omegle Chat System. Your IP has been recorded and has been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Please call your local FBI office and refer case number "46643-76" for more information.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kobewarrior]

Inorite?

I'm telling everyone I meet that my name is Selena. Hue.

[Freeze]

OMG. LOOK WHO I JUST GOT.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey, how are yah?
You: hi
You: Fine thank you
You: You?
Stranger: cool, yah same here.
Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://iupload.info/files/1/IMG_0041.jpg do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: shoot, ma roomate is beingg weird! If you want u can add me asa friend and send me a msg at -linkremoved- I has a few nudez uploaded there and ma cell # :)