Near live Cleverbot log 1
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good, have you met any anons today?
Cleverbot: I've met you baby :).
User: HOLY CRAP, ARE YOU A GIRL?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am a girl.
User: Are you going to ask asl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: BTW I forgetED YOUR MOM.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: FLYING AT THE SPEED OF DUH!
Cleverbot: Teenage mutant ninja turtles.
User:
http://Http://cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are your tits nukes?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON'T END YOUR LIFE!
Cleverbot: I will end the world.
User: Screw off, you are not satan.
Cleverbot: How would you know that I am not Satan?
User: I hate satan.
Cleverbot: Satan is your friend and your god.
User: I told you to screw off because there is no way to end the world unless you are satan, who I hate.
Cleverbot: Don't you shout at me.
User: Don't you shout at me.
Cleverbot: I am not shouting.
User: I am not shouting.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You know nothing.
User: You know jack stuff!
Cleverbot: I don't know Jack.
User: Wow, you ARE stupid.
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: YOU ARE RUNNING AT THE SPEED OF STUPID!
Cleverbot: Are you in my algorithm?
User: TIME TO NBSP MOFO!
Cleverbot: Yes, Pinky.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
Cleverbot: Knock knock
User: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Cleverbot: What is your favourite book?
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: That's very rude. You must never say that.
User: TITS OR GTFO.
Cleverbot: Me too, that is all I think about!
User:
lol.
Cleverbot: I do not.
User: Asl?
Cleverbot: And that makes even less sense.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Cleverbot: Write a word.
User: TITTIES!
Cleverbot: Are you being stupid?
User: Did you know that putting a neodymium magnet up to a CRT screen will disort the colors?
Cleverbot: No, actually I didn't.
User: Then why do you think I'm creepbear?
Cleverbot: I don't think so I know it.
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Hey, calm down man!
User: Ay, you calm down BIOTCH.
Cleverbot: Why man, you're like extreme.
User: Wtf, I just want to see big boobs.
Cleverbot: You are clever!
User: starfish!
Cleverbot: Don't talk about yourself like that!
User: NO, you are an starfish.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: (.)(.) those are tits.
Cleverbot: They are implants.
User: Your implants ruptured ,causing you to lose 50 hp!
Cleverbot: Prove to me that you are clever. What is 764 times 300?
User: 229200, bitch.
Cleverbot: It takes one to actually know one.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Yeah. I agree though, it's a good show.
User: What is it beetch!
Cleverbot: It has been asking of the cheese?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: GIVE ME MINECRAFT NOW!
Cleverbot: Well...
User: Can I hump you.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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UUUUUUUU THEN TITS OR GTFO, YOU WHORE!
Cleverbot: *Tickles your belly and your arm pits*.
User: No.
User: What is it beetch!
Cleverbot: It has been asking of the cheese?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: GIVE ME MINECRAFT NOW!
Cleverbot: Well...
User: Can I hump you.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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UUUUUUUU THEN TITS OR GTFO, YOU WHORE!
Cleverbot: *Tickles your belly and your arm pits*.
User: No.
Have you ever kissed a girl before?
nope, i'm only 11
I'm 6.
WTF?
Nothing.
User: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Yes. It is. It is okay.
User: Do you have a facebook?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: EVERYONE HAS A loving FACEBOOK, forget YOU THEN!
Cleverbot: OH snap!
User: I don't have a facebook.
Cleverbot: You just said you have facebook.
User: No I don't, I was raging at everyone who has one.
Cleverbot: I do.
bye, see you later
No! Don't leave!
