Author Topic: Dem Kids Sure is Gettin Rowdy  (Read 26853 times)

i forgotz to mentin a cop shot me and it hurt but then it didnt

either i cant remember anything worth stuff or i was really good as a kid.
o wait i was a pyro once, i used to forget with fire ALL the time
me and mah friend were behind my house in this field we had and he were making a fire, then it got too big and we pissed on it to put it out :D
im such a bad ass >:o

Well, once my neighbor told me to go out side.
I did and he had his ripstick and "drove" in front of me and called me a nerd.Then quickly rode away.

About a week later i saw he left his ripstick in front of his garage (late night) so i took it and hid it behind my bushes tell morning.
I ran out side and soaked it in lighter fluid, then i got a match (no lighter :O) and it quickly burs ted into flames i knocked on his "club house" and ran away.
Peaked threw my window, and the first thing i saw was him putting a cup of water on his burnt ripstick.


True story.

What the forget is a ripstick?

What the forget is a ripstick?
Some kind of skate board thing.
It looked interesting when i saw it.

When I was about 8 I was kicking a soccer ball out the backyard with my cousin. I kicked the ball over the fence and it was my turn to jump over and get it. At this stage of my life I wasn't wearing underwear, and just my luck I jumped on a bit of broken fence. However, I got the ball and started kicking it again until I realised my snake was hurting badly. I looked in my pants and saw that there was this massive pool of blood in my pants and I got rushed to the hospital (emergency ward). I ended up getting a needle in my groin (most pain I've ever experienced) and then getting my richard glued back together and heaps of wire removed. Still got this massive mark there :'(

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you werent wearing underwear when you were 8?

When I was about 8 I was kicking a soccer ball out the backyard with my cousin. I kicked the ball over the fence and it was my turn to jump over and get it. At this stage of my life I wasn't wearing underwear, and just my luck I jumped on a bit of broken fence. However, I got the ball and started kicking it again until I realised my snake was hurting badly. I looked in my pants and saw that there was this massive pool of blood in my pants and I got rushed to the hospital (emergency ward). I ended up getting a needle in my groin (most pain I've ever experienced) and then getting my richard glued back together and heaps of wire removed. Still got this massive mark there :'(
Yes because obviously, if you wore underwear, the one thin layer of clothes, that would have saved you.
And what the forget at last part.

When I was about 8 I was kicking a soccer ball out the backyard with my cousin. I kicked the ball over the fence and it was my turn to jump over and get it. At this stage of my life I wasn't wearing underwear, and just my luck I jumped on a bit of broken fence. However, I got the ball and started kicking it again until I realised my snake was hurting badly. I looked in my pants and saw that there was this massive pool of blood in my pants and I got rushed to the hospital (emergency ward). I ended up getting a needle in my groin (most pain I've ever experienced) and then getting my richard glued back together and heaps of wire removed. Still got this massive mark there :'(
Youch!

When I was about 8 I was kicking a soccer ball out the backyard with my cousin. I kicked the ball over the fence and it was my turn to jump over and get it. At this stage of my life I wasn't wearing underwear, and just my luck I jumped on a bit of broken fence. However, I got the ball and started kicking it again until I realised my snake was hurting badly. I looked in my pants and saw that there was this massive pool of blood in my pants and I got rushed to the hospital (emergency ward). I ended up getting a needle in my groin (most pain I've ever experienced) and then getting my richard glued back together and heaps of wire removed. Still got this massive mark there :'(
FAKE!

Yes because obviously, if you wore underwear, the one thin layer of clothes, that would have saved you.
And what the forget at last part.
Well yeah, I wear boxer undies. They are like x2 thicker then others. It probably would of happened anyway, but meh. My parents blamed the reason that it happened on the fact that I wasn't wearing underwear so it's kind of stuck in my head.
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you werent wearing underwear when you were 8?
Yes. No idea why.
FAKE!
no

Me and my friend were shooting buissness card wasps at cars. This pickup truck went by and I accidently hit the driver.(He had his window open) And he got out his truck, and he had like a pellet gun, but we ran like hell.

OMFG Destiny, that's epic. Stuff to show dem chicks in the future ;D

OMFG Destiny, that's epic. Stuff to show dem chicks in the future ;D
Is that...no, it can't be. Sorry honey.
:cookieMonster:

I tried to ride my white 3-wheeler tricycle down the stairs, about 5 years ago... It didn't really work out all that well. Now that I think back in it, maybe that's why Im a few steps from paranoid... Don't really remember much from that... Uh... "Incedent".

Another story: I was obsessed with dinosaurs for a period of time (you know, like stages. Dinos, the trucks, then teletubbies, or whatever). Once, I was reenacting the dinosaur with the really hard rocky head that just runs into stuff. I ran from my room into my parents room, across the hall. The top of my head hit the little metal thingy that the door clicks into, you know, the part
with the subtle curve outward so the door slides in easily. Bam. I couldn't are where I was ping because m head was forward and I was looking down. I kind of assume that I would make it into the room. Anyway, neither turned out well...