WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL CART TOPIC!Unlike popular belief, we are not a Mario Kart support group. We go to great efforts to distance ourselves from Mario Kart and its ilk. With that out of the way, we can move on to more pressing matters.
CART was originally founded by Barnabas, Qwerty (now known as Crispus) and I, who, in a moment of friskiness, started debating clan acronyms. All agreeing that the clans of today had immensely unimaginative names – all containing some hackneyed variation of 'brick' or 'block' – we arrived at
'Cars Ain't Racing Tricycles'.
In essence it could mean anything, it's no big deal. What is a big deal however, is the clan, and the people in it. We strive to have happy, positive and creative members – good builders, good people.
WHAT IS A CART?- A heavy two-wheeled vehicle, commonly without springs, drawn by mules, oxen, or the like, used for the conveyance of heavy goods.
- A light two-wheeled vehicle with springs, drawn by a horse or pony.
- Any small vehicle pushed or pulled by hand.
ROSTEREVENTS
Every once in a while we'll host a souped up, blinged out entrepreneur My Cart event. Our own Barnabas is quite a pioneer within vehicular construction, and thus he will supply the contestants with a basic vehicle, which is then to be modified. Winner takes the fame and glory.
Shortly after this topic has been put up, we will start construction of a spectacular street racing circuit. Once this is finished, it is our intention to host weekly races. More info on this will follow.
GALLERY
HOW DO I JOIN?Our recruitment offices go by the ground rule: “Don't call us, we'll call you.”. Applications are accepted however, if not to encourage new, fresh members to join, then to get a good laugh once in a while. We do enjoy good laughs.
There's a few things you should keep in mind if you're thinking about applying:
- Desperation - we aren't exactly short of members, so we won't just be recruiting left and right.
- Gallery - we would like all CART applications posted in the Gallery section of the forums.
- Colors - using the default paint pack is not a drawback. We use it in our clan builds.
SERVER FACILITIESWe have our very own dedicated clan server, which is hosted by myself.
Add-ons available on our server:
Server status:
The server has been temporarily passworded, to allow the construction of the race track we'll be using for the Sunday Cup races. The server will be open to the public at a later date, when the basics of the track have been built.FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONSQ: I was banned from a CART server, what do I do?A: Sit it out. If you were permanently banned, you've probably been bad, and thus you deserve your punishment.Q: Is this the new MotE?A: MotE can never be replaced. This is CART.Still confused? Any other questions you'd like to ask? Send me a PM.
