Author Topic: Yo Momma jokes game.  (Read 5602 times)

Yo mamma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out.

Yo mama so hairy that when she walks arounds people think it's bigfoot C:

Yo mamma for free App.

your mum read twilight and then watched 17 again.

Yo momma so poor, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamma's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

If someone had allready posted that ^^^^ I just heard it from somewhere so I didn't rip anything from anyone elses joke.

2/5
Yo moma so evil, she found the nicest kid in the world and hung him by his knees to the ceiling of a meat factory and shot him in the stomach with an ak47 until his top half of his body fell off but he was still alive and she grabbed his head and ripped it off and thrwe it into a meat grinder and sold the meat to a donkey THE END.
You should just stop trying.

Yo momma's Zoey.

I win.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Yo momma so poor, she sold her car for gas money.

wow. You fail, its yo momma's so STUPID, not poor. HURRRR

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
I said that... They brought logic into it....
wow. You fail, its yo momma's so STUPID, not poor. HURRRR
It can be poor too.

Yo momma so dumb, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball.

Yo mama is like a brick. She's dirty, flat on both sides, and she gets laid by Mexicans

Yo mama is like a brick. She's dirty, flat on both sides, and she gets laid by Mexicans
I lol'd

Yo mama is like a brick. She's dirty, flat on both sides, and she gets laid by Mexicans
I've heard that before it was from some video it's not as funny as the first time now :<