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WORST CLAN EVER

Hello and welcome to the prestigious Clan Discussion thread about the worst clan ever, The Worst Clan Ever!! Abbreviated to TWoCanWorst but that's too big for the tags so it's just TehW "your stupid name here" Clan.

It is highly recommended you listen to this anime fighting game song while you read this thread http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TScDYf3uwoQ

Peter Parker will now explain the details



Holy stuff this clan is awful.

We are actively looking for new members and bothering people to try to join our clan, we have a very short 12 step application process which we hope people will follow to the letter otherwise we will find them.

We are also looking for scripters to help us build the upcoming Super City RPG with fallout 1 elements and that hot chick from the GC Prince Of Persia games as the town whore. It will feature JRPG elements like turn based combat, oh yes and it HAS to be on the unreal tournament 3 engine.

VVV Anyways that's business, now our rules of conduct VVV

RULES OF CONDUCT

There are some rules of conduct:

1- No furries or fat chicks allowed, we aren't THAT bad.
2- There will be one extremely tribal/sacrilegious clan build every weak, the map will always be Slate - Underwater for this
3- If you're hosting a server you can get SAdmin but I get Host ok?
4- There will be a monthly anime cosplay event where you are forced to dress up as a giant anime robot of your choice in real life using cardboard boxes and then post links to pics in the public IRC, you cannot wear pants on these occasions.
5- RealdollsTM are not allowed to join, even as guests. This is to avoid possible Realdoll drama, we hope your Realdoll will understand
6- Hide and Seek is in effect, if an admin sees you in one of our servers you will be permanently banned (from blockland).
7- You will be banned indefinitely for saying "Hello"
8- X UP IF IF DEAD




How to be part of the best worst clan ever!!

It's easy as 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12!!

Step 1: You need to obtain a printer, scan and print your ass and fax it to 465-5555. Then turn on your radio to FM 102.7. If you receive the message "Jing Jong over the moon with a hip-skit lipsnit" then move to step 2. If you received "The pope smell he own ass, a shameful pope" then your balls touched the glass and you're disqualified.

Step 2: Acquire a taste for Country music and compose a song about your dead dog, e-minor. If you don't have a dead dog you are disqualified.

Step 3: Score a critical on your dog (needs to be same dog as the one in the song).

Step 4: Play Desert Bus to completion. That is from Tuscan to Las Vegas and back.

Step 5: Get that printer again and print a life-size replica of the Sistine chapel.

Step 6: Touch your right shoulder with the back of the joint section of your right hand. You will find this is impossible.

Step 7: Get the "I'm a talking parrot" DOS program and a microphone and get the parrot to recite the entire Kosmo Kramer tribal rant.

Step 8: Accumulate over a million views with a youtube video about shopping coupons.

Step 9: Buy that lifetime super member-stuff from roblox for 300 US american pig dollar

Step 10: Repeat step 1

Step 11: Strip naked, get a hat, and run through Wall Street and into any building of your choice, preferably one of the international commerce ones. Hop on a table, put your hat down for donations and start dancing. Tell them it's because we're in difficult economic times. Accumulate at least 500 Russian bucks before security ransacks you.

Step 12: If you are not reading this using the Wii browser, you are automatically disqualified


OR failing to meet these, you can simply email me a picture of a dong built in blockland, but you don't get admin. And it needs to be big otherwise I will laugh at you for making a tiny snake and I will logically conclude you have a tiny baby snake and Osama Bin Ladden will make fun of you in his next youtube video




Member list!!!!! these are famous people

Your god emperor
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s51/muffinmixing/1234476999220-201.jpg

President
Diablo II Expansion Set disc
General Omega's left shoe, possibly Nike

Me
???
Some people say he is from outside space, but they never live to talk about it. His cybernetic implants coupled with Hogwarts wizard training and the fact that he can beat the final boss of Prototype on hard makes him pretty dangerous to real life people like you. He is also actually president but it's secret, the diablo 2 discGeneral Omega's left shoe is just a political puppet.

Gundams
They're giant robots with lasers! I built one you know and I can come to your house!!
- Sandrock
- Me

Bad administrators
these jerks don't ban enough people.

WOO WOO NO ONE ON BAD ADMIN LIST TIME TO GO CYBER

People who've reached SSJ 7
- Me
- WEEDCULTURELORD

Members
- Bacon
- Apply today!

Blacklist!!
- Everyone I hate so you're all banned lol
- Instant Mix
- Barnabas
- Harm94
- Prince Muffinmix II evil dictator republican national socialist pig
- Anti-cop since he is so anti
- Everyone else
- Lemurdecatta-de-stuffs Joker card

These people are all FOREVER BANNED until duke nukem forever comes out

Oh-my-god oh-my-god oh-my-god


BONUS RULE

In and Anyone that uses a loving stupid jpeg is forever banned. I.E U R GAY

YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS, NEW RULE NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 18 HOW BOUT DEM APPLES

The God Emperor approves of this rule so I guess we'll just go with it.



NOTE SPECIAL OFFER READ READ READ YOU WON'T NEED TO EMAIL ME A BRICK SCHLONG

I forgot I can't host so we need a host badly, if you host we'll give you lots of candy and you'll get special privileges like admin! Promise!
« Last Edit: July 09, 2009, 11:00:07 AM by Muffinmix »

I'm applying.

Damnit, off by 12 Russian bucks...
I'LL HOST IF YOU LET ME IN. PLS MAN, PLZ!!1!
« Last Edit: July 04, 2009, 01:12:11 AM by Truce »


I'm applying.

Damnit, off by 12 Russian bucks...
I'LL HOST IF YOU LET ME IN. PLS MAN, PLZ!!1!

Hidden condition, are you using Linux??

Hidden condition, are you using Linux??

Yes.
Er, no.
...Yes?
Wait...
?!?!?

Is that French for Windows??


wow, that just about sums up a bad clan....... now to give a link to all of the bad clans....

I was going through these monday application steps and failed at step 12. I had some no-name Wii clone called the Yii.
Do I still qualify? If so can I be a Gundam?

I was going through these monday application steps and failed at step 12. I had some no-name Wii clone called the Yii.
Do I still qualify? If so can I be a Gundam?

!!!

We are actively looking for new members and bothering people to try to join our clan, we have a very short 12 step application process which we hope people will follow to the letter otherwise we will find them.

You are so forgeted lol

Oh yeah stay tuned for some events, I am currently compiling a list of clans we are at war with for whatever reasons

i can host and you can be host and i can be normal admin insted of me being super adman


if i get to be som1 cool

I laughed my ass off. I love this clan.


i can host and you can be host and i can be normal admin insted of me being super adman


if i get to be som1 cool

You and Truce added to my invisible list of cool people that figured out how to forward ports, when the need arises the god emperor will PM you instructions for the best worst server ever. Bonus points if it's a Linux server.