1000 things that will happen before HL2: Ep3 comes out *GAME*

[General Nick]

123. We win the game.


I just lost D:

[Ad Bot]

[Nystical]

124. I will Learn French

[Thenamelessone]

125. There will be a crusade
126.There will be a days nutrients ina single chocolate bar
127.North Korea and South Korea will put aside their differences and become on big Korea.

[Katamari007]

126. Fidel Castro dies >_>

[Nystical]

127. Somebody Dies

[Lil Robot]

127. Somebody Dies

ALREADY HAPPENED :D

128. An adequate 3D Sonic Game is finally made after all these years.

[DaSord213]

129. People find out the good 3D sonic game wasn't made by sega, but by some fans.
130. Sonic fans that made good game gets sued.
131. Sonic fan wins and become CEO of sega, making great 3D sonic games forever.
132. Bill gates dies.
133. Mac rules the computer business
134. Viruses are gone and people are happy.
135. World peace, oh and linux and every other Non-mac OS dies out.

[Katamari007]

129. People find out the good 3D sonic game wasn't made by sega, but by some fans.
130. Sonic fans that made good game gets sued.
131. Sonic fan wins and become CEO of sega, making great 3D sonic games forever.
132. Bill gates dies.
133. Mac rules the computer business
134. Viruses are gone and people are happy.
135. World peace, oh and linux and every other Non-mac OS dies out.

to be honest, i dont like macs D:

[oromis]

136. Reliable Excavation Demolition and Builders League United Team up to create a gay reality show.

[starfoxXP]

137:the cake becomes real and not a lie

[n0cturni]

129. People find out the good 3D sonic game wasn't made by sega, but by some fans.
130. Sonic fans that made good game gets sued.
131. Sonic fan wins and become CEO of sega, making great 3D sonic games forever.
132. Bill gates dies.
133. Mac rules the computer business
134. Viruses are gone and people are happy.
135. World peace, oh and linux and every other Non-mac OS dies out.

The only reason why Macs have no viruses made for them is because there is a small audience, and there would be no point in making a virus if nobody will get it.

[lolzorz mcgee]

138. people realize the cake has never been a lie, and has been so delicious and moist ever since the begining of time.
139. People wonder why Valve didn't just make HL3.
140. The next portal game comes out.
141. Team Fortress 3 comes out.

[tikitai]

139. Steam get hacked, and all the registered users get all games free.

[Molasses]

140: Ep3 comes out before we get to 1000.

[General Nick]

141. Steam gets shut down and doesn't offer refunds after 139, and Valve starts only selling games via hard copy again.
142. People find Obama's birth certificate.
143. Al Qaeda falls apart.
144. Osama Bin Laden caught.
145. Osama Bin Laden tried.
146. Osama Bin Laden executed.
147. 1/0 is solved.
148. Pi is solved to the nearest (large number), but everyone goes "why the forget did we do that" and scientists destroy the machine calculating it and use 3.14 instead.
149. LHC turns us into a black hole.
150. We find the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
151. We find God.
152. Jesus' 2nd coming, but then leaves shortly after upon hearing that HL2: Ep3 isn't out yet.
153. God makes a public appearance, and quickly leaves because everyone disintegrates.
154. General Nick makes the 154th thing that will happen before HL2: Ep3 comes out.
155. Recession ends.
156. World peace.
157. Rise of Communism...from the dead!
158. Communist party.
159. Cold War II.
160. awesome.gif seen IRL OGM LOL.