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Well lets see I am at school so here is how I would respond to an apocolipse
 I would dumkp my backpack, and run out the emergancy exit. Run over to the corner store and load up my pack with food/ any sort of weapon.
Run out of civilization and wait for it to all blow over =D

I would run down the sidewalk to this blue house surrounded by a stone wall where a nasty fat guy lives and ring out his hair. His hair would secrete enough oil to drown all of the zombies.

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bunch of bear traps



chainsaw and gas

napalm (styafoam dissolved in gas)

flaregun

canned food

can opener

tank

tank rounds

waterbottles with water
I could never figure out how to do that. Does it just dissolve when it sits in the gasoline?

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Wtf does 1337 mean? is there something special about it?

1337 is the internet way of saying "leet," as in "elite." People think it makes them better because they are "leet."

Gun
Food

That's all you need. Oh... and maybe a computer. Maybe you can arose the zombies? Arose them so much that they don't have a need to eat people.
stuff i died from thirst

Water=Food. You are such a dumbass sometimes.

Francis, Zoey, Louis, and Bill.

Lots of pills and medkits.
This one would work :cookieMonster:

Jesus, you're forgetin' prepared. I would go to my Costco too, but the closest one to me is about 10-20 miles away.

My plan:

*Supplies (from what I can get from my house):
  • Shovel
  • Machete
  • BandAids
  • Peroxide
  • Vitamins
  • Water
  • Home made gas mask
  • Backpacks
  • A black guy

*Course of action:
-Snip-
 camp out at a church over there.
 Double post, make sure Church Guy let's you into the saferoom.....



Where the loving hell Exactly are you going to get a TANK.
Because a civilian would toataly have a tank in their garage :D
Also, was was this bumped?

umm how about

AA12 and 10000 shots.

A tree fort with removable ladder

1232145436.64 days worth of food

a sniper rifle

radio

tv

twinkies-gotta have meh my twinkies

ps3

the game-fallout 3     entertainment duh!

A red ryder with OVER 90000000000000! shots just to piss the zombies off

oh you would also need an under ground base with a safe entry lock.