You're born, you take stuff, you get out in the world you take more stuff. Climb a little higher, take less stuff, 'til one day you're in the rarified atmosphere and you've forgotten what stuff even looks like, welcome to the layer cake son.
I wish these worked. :(
I agree with badspot, I cannot stand forums with signatures. People already have the left side of the screen to express individuality, why do they need the bottom as well?