Author Topic: Alien attack. (Read 3355 times)

UnDiViDeD · July 24, 2009, 06:49:06 PM

What the hell. Radio?

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BladeOfTheHorizon · July 24, 2009, 07:06:43 PM

I'm going to make a large ship, and herd 2 of every animal on Earth, and put them on it.
And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!
...Unless it's a farm.

Hugums · July 24, 2009, 07:10:49 PM

Quote from: BladeOfTheHorizon on July 24, 2009, 07:06:43 PM

And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!
...Unless it's a farm.

:D

Menen · July 24, 2009, 07:29:03 PM

Quote from: ladios on July 24, 2009, 06:34:13 PM

Approach them as the self appointed ambassador of the Earth and negotiate Earth's surrender in exchange for a seat of high power in the new regime.

What if they know that you arent the Ambassador and they know about the President and shet. :O

Madmitten · July 24, 2009, 07:39:39 PM

I'd keep all my lights off and just play some internet games and start an online pirate business (WINK WINK HINT HINT COUGH COUGH) since the MAN cant do anything about it.

Hater · July 24, 2009, 08:31:20 PM

a food water back pack... are you saying a edible and drinkable object shaped as a back pack??

Skyra · July 25, 2009, 10:30:27 AM

Sorry forgat the commas.

Rughugger · July 25, 2009, 11:16:43 AM

I'd do freakish things like humping their space ships and legs so they'd consider me afreakish oddity of human interest to keep me in their interspatial zoo. Of course as my request for agreement, I'd ask that they abduct Megan Fox for my life partner so that I don't get bored and that they'll always have more humans in case one of us should an hero...unless they know how to keep us immortal, then it'd just be for the love. :D

Ephialtes · July 25, 2009, 11:18:16 AM

Quote from: Jimmg on July 24, 2009, 05:41:35 PM

Rape.

For the sake of the human race, I hope maor is the last person alive because I know he won't let us down.

ChexGuy331 · July 25, 2009, 11:19:07 AM

Zing!

Quote from: xXMenenXx on July 24, 2009, 07:29:03 PM

What if they know that you arent the Ambassador and they know about the President and shet. :O

Because we won't last 7 hours.

Zephyrs · July 25, 2009, 11:50:12 AM

Go to my basement and watch some TV.

Meekl · July 25, 2009, 11:55:00 AM

/gatlinggun
CRY SUM MOAR!!

Ladios · July 25, 2009, 01:56:23 PM

Quote from: Rughugger on July 25, 2009, 11:16:43 AM

stuff

Even if you were trapped in a cage with her for an eternity, I seriously doubt you would ever get any. Not to be mean or anything.

Tingalz · July 25, 2009, 02:08:07 PM

Quote from: xXMenenXx on July 24, 2009, 06:32:49 PM

Id stab you in the eye with a spork

Why? :<

Rughugger · July 25, 2009, 02:13:51 PM

Quote from: ladios on July 25, 2009, 01:56:23 PM

Even if you were trapped in a cage with her for an eternity, I seriously doubt you would ever get any. Not to be mean or anything.

It's called Rape when she goes to sleep. Guaranteed I'd get something. My nerdy intellect would find a way. ;)