I'd do freakish things like humping their space ships and legs so they'd consider me afreakish oddity of human interest to keep me in their interspatial zoo. Of course as my request for agreement, I'd ask that they abduct Megan Fox for my life partner so that I don't get bored and that they'll always have more humans in case one of us should an hero...unless they know how to keep us immortal, then it'd just be for the love. :D