New forum game. What do I do?

[DarthVolga]

I would probably drink something


What would you do if you woke up in your hotel bedroom and that whore was still in your bed?

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[Azimuth]

I would tell her to get out or make me a sammich.

What would you do if a black person shanked you in the prison yard?

[Kira100000]

Shank him back.

What if they made a bad mario game?

[Jalenharvey]

i'd blame sonic. SONIC I KNEW YOU HATED MARIO ALL ALONG!!

what if pop tarts didnt exist?

[Xia The Ninja]

I would find another snack to eat.

What would you do if the world ran out of power sources?

[Jalenharvey]

i'd sit around and go  to sleep all day. its relaxing

[Watcher In The Myst]

I'd    

I got turned into a stalker and my laser doesn't work, and Dr. Breen beat me for it no working, what do I do?

[Jalenharvey]

you beat the heck out of him.

if i got stalked by my gf, what should i do?

[BobSevenSevens]

Nothing, I don't know what a gf is.

I'm in a resturant and I see Badspot, Rotondo, and Ephi all sitting at a table. What do I do?

[Jalenharvey]

you go and ask them for admin on badspots server.

if i get stalked by my Girlfriend, what do i do?

[BobSevenSevens]

Go watch some guy research. She'll think you're gay and get off your back.

I'm walking down the street and I see zombie MJ. What do I do?

[ultimamax]

Do Thriller with him. :D

What do I do when what I did didnt what I did do maybe?

[Thenamelessone]

Do Thriller with him. :D

What do I do when what I did didnt what I did do maybe?

Then you reform your sentence to make sense

What do I do if I am exiled to a barren planet with zombies?

[TheLegomaster]

I eat bacon, and there's some left in the fridge.

What do I do? :O

[Joe205]

you give some to the zombies, and even more to me.

The bacon makes the zombies get constapation, and get angry.