1000 Ways to Die [Game]

[nickbond1]

death by snake rapping around the trigger of the gun wile you looking down the barrel of a loaded gun

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[HelpingHand]

When someone eats you. Dang, that show is kinda weird... >.>

[deadfall07]

Too much HDR

[DrMobius]

Having a bomb shoved up your ass.

[Nepthan]

Here's 100 for ya.

[Grumpy]

STD's 

[Menen]

You can find many of this on the Darwin awards site. No need to continue this thread.
http://www.darwinawards.com/

Secondly, that show is handicapped, especially the freak who thinks all those death name puns are actually funny.

wasnt talking about the show... what show?

[Joker Card]

death by procrastination

[kiwibear]

Death by dieing.
Lol, I'm original... ._.

[Lil Robot]

An electrocuting computer.

[nickbond1]

death by alergic reaction to rubber suit

( it did happen )

[Crunchie]

1. Buy a cyanide pill.
2. Book a return flight to Moscow, but don't show up in time for take-off.
3. Build a small ramp in your backyard, and prepare a bicycle.
4. Go to the airport and ask for a refund on your ticket. Don't worry if they refuse, as the outcome is inconsequential. You will be dead soon anyway.
5. Buy a large shipment of thumb tacks and fill your bathtub with them.
6. Throw a car battery into the tub.
7. Go back to the bicycle and ride it off the ramp.
8. Eat the cyanide pill.

If all else fails, attempt to remove your head with your bare hands

[nickbond1]

death by activiating a pepper spray inside your rectnum

[Rughugger]

wasnt talking about the show... what show?

It's a show on Spike TV that dramatizes freak deaths or deaths through sheer stupidity. And they have to come up with some lame name for each one. And 90% of what they cover deals with horny teenagers. Should be a survival guide shown in school to promote celibacy. :/

[deadfall07]

Thinking of using a linkin park song in a video