I walked into my bathroom and my mind was totally blown by the amazing piece of portal technology hanging on the wall. I had never noticed it before. Every time I try and go through this strange little man pushes me out. It's like a whole anti-world, where everything is mirrored. But you won't believe this. I presed down on the portal and it clicked and OPENED. Yeah. Like a door. It was full of round cylinders. I assume these are the batteries that power it. I tried taking them out but the portal is still there, so I'm not sure.
I have decided to call this device a "view-only class teleportation portal" and am currently trying to get the discovery channel to do a special on it.