As if there weren't enough forum games already, I'm going to go ahead and add one. I was waiting till the forum games died down and then add this one, but they haven't, so if figured I'd just do it now.
The goal is to become the king. It does not matter how, so long as you eventually become king.
Thorax finds a hill and becomes king.
Because everyone on this forum is aspiring to become the king, they plan to kill Thorax and anyone else that gets in their way. Billy is the first to notice the hill:
Billy climbs up the hill and pushes off Thorax, causing him to fall to his death. Billy is king.
Now, being demoted from being king is a very enraging thing. Thorax curses Billy and his strong, pushing arms and vows to reclaim his rightful place atop the hill. He doesn't want to be thrown off again as soon as he crowns himself, so he plans on fortifying the hill as soon as he claims it:
Thorax climbs up the hill, pokes Billy in the eye and pushes him off the hill. He then builds a brick wall on top of the hill. Thorax is king.
And the battle continues...
Billy puts on an eyepatch, captain's hat, and a parrot and climbs the hill. Thorax laughs at him, as he is no match for his impenetrable wall. Billy approaches the wall, pauses for a moment, then walks around it. Thorax steps back in shock as Billy has overcome all odds! Billy pulls out his cutlass and chops Thorax in half, sending his two halves down the hill. Billy is king, matey!
The more creative people are, the more funny the battle gets. Let's see what happens when the rest of the forums stumble upon this hill:
Thorax, in his last moments, pulls out his handy-dandy portable nuke. And blows up the hill and everyone else on it. Thorax respawns and finds a new hill. He climbs it and places a flag. Thorax is king.
Now it's your turn...
