Author Topic: King of the Hill  (Read 30014 times)

As if there weren't enough forum games already, I'm going to go ahead and add one. I was waiting till the forum games died down and then add this one, but they haven't, so if figured I'd just do it now.

The goal is to become the king. It does not matter how, so long as you eventually become king.

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Thorax finds a hill and becomes king.

Because everyone on this forum is aspiring to become the king, they plan to kill Thorax and anyone else that gets in their way. Billy is the first to notice the hill:

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Billy climbs up the hill and pushes off Thorax, causing him to fall to his death. Billy is king.

Now, being demoted from being king is a very enraging thing. Thorax curses Billy and his strong, pushing arms and vows to reclaim his rightful place atop the hill. He doesn't want to be thrown off again as soon as he crowns himself, so he plans on fortifying the hill as soon as he claims it:

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Thorax climbs up the hill, pokes Billy in the eye and pushes him off the hill. He then builds a brick wall on top of the hill. Thorax is king.

And the battle continues...

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Billy puts on an eyepatch, captain's hat, and a parrot and climbs the hill. Thorax laughs at him, as he is no match for his impenetrable wall. Billy approaches the wall, pauses for a moment, then walks around it. Thorax steps back in shock as Billy has overcome all odds! Billy pulls out his cutlass and chops Thorax in half, sending his two halves down the hill. Billy is king, matey!

The more creative people are, the more funny the battle gets. Let's see what happens when the rest of the forums stumble upon this hill:

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Thorax, in his last moments, pulls out his handy-dandy portable nuke. And blows up the hill and everyone else on it. Thorax respawns and finds a new hill. He climbs it and places a flag. Thorax is king.

Now it's your turn...

Niliscro shoots Thorax in both knees so he's out of the competition.  Niliscro then proceeds to climb the hill.

OVERTIMEOVERTIMEOVERTIMEOVERT IMEOVERTIMEOVERTIME

Slugger becomes an assassin and uses his hidden blade to kill Nillscro, Slugger is now king

Niliscro gets back up since he is immortal, and starts to dig into the hill.
:D
And damn that blending, Slugger, I thought you were a priest :c

Skid finds Niliscro's hole and fills it with a fire hose. The hill collapses from erosion and lack of stability. Skid finds a new hill and does a victory dance.

Thorax climbs Skid's hill and claims King because skid didn't. He then sentences Skid to the dungeon for life. Thorax is king.

Mikiyikiy rides in on a loving dinosaur that proceeds to eat Thorax. Mikiyikiy is king.

Jump Stab uses  :nes: on Mikilkily ! Jump stab Is King!

Jump Stab uses  :nes: on Mikilkily ! Jump stab Is King!

Aha, you have failed to spell my name right and have attacked a dummy. You are imprisoned for life, also my dinosaur ate you.

* Azimuth ties up Mikiyikiy and rapes him, then slits his throat.
* Azimuth is now king of the motha forgetin hill

The loving dinosaur eats Azimuth and everyone he's ever loved.

The loving dinosaur is king.

Skid finds Niliscro's hole and fills it with a fire hose. The hill collapses from erosion and lack of stability. Skid finds a new hill and does a victory dance.
I was actually gonna put dynamite in it anyway :p

I am fully charged!

Draco Ubercharged -yournamehere-

Draco wins!

Rughugger beams the hill into the vacuum of space killing all other players attempting to climb it before beaming it into his ship's cargobay and erects a level 10 force field around it before raising the ships shields and setting his weapons to point defense mode. Rughugger is king, now and forever.