Author Topic: King of the Hill  (Read 30677 times)

Sir Dooble being the Genius he is ( ;D) manages to track the SHS Predator, due to a slight radiation being leaked from the ships kitchen. (It would appear someone was using the Microwave) Using the remnants of Sir Doobles satellite (Kinda far back) and his Robot Army Construction facility (not as far back) Sir Dooble constructs a ship worthy of Space-Travel, and follows StarHawks SHS Predator through space to his planet.

A noble attempt worthy of recognition, worthy adversary, but alas I anticipated persuit, which is why I deployed a probe outfitted with the latest holographic technology. I loaded a damaged microwave onto the probe and launched it away from my ship. My apologies, fellow stellar voyager, but you pursued a simple probe :)
« Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 11:14:20 PM by StarHawk »

Meanwhile, I still have my hill in single player mode (;D) So, I kick back, relax, and have some root beer.

Mogarf nukes the entire hill so there is no hill to fight over.

Mogarf just lost the game.

-Is sitting on board Predator bridge-
"Helmsman, keep scanning the surrounding area. I fear we may have been pursued, but the decoy should have thrown them off our trail. Keep the ship at yellow alert and arm all weapons and shields."

Pen builds new hill, fortifies it, arms it with level 3 sentries, and hires a squad of engineers to maintain the sentries. Pen is king.

*Way back Then. (When the SHS Predator was first mentioned)*

"Hmm, this Micro-Radiation is Fleeting in a quite frankly absurd pattern. If it were upon a ship, why would it no even attempt to dodge the asteroids that have come so close to it's Hull? Wait a second, they've left me with a false Trail. Curses, I'm miles out from where the Action was. No doubt fifteen swaps of Hill Ownership have occured. But wait a second, I have an Idea!"

*Sir Doobles ship has collected the Probe and Microwave sent out by the SHS Predator*

"Aha, a few tinkerings here and there, that should do it. Right, now that I have this Microwave, I can use its known hostility with metals to my Aid. By simply inserting this damaged metal from one of my robots into the Microwave, I can create a Positronic Field. Amplified via the satellites Solar Panels, I can direct the Field into that near by Gas Giant. If my calculations are correct, and they usually are ;D, then by firing my small Plasma weaponries into the Planet after firing the Field, I should cause the Gas giant to explode. My Plasma which should react with the newly Magnetized rocks (Thanks to the Positronic Field) will cause a combustion on a Grand scale!"

"Right, I have my co-ordinates, that ship has a Stealth device, and any proper scientist should know, that a Stealth device such as that, actually hides everything within its area of field. By simply using my Long Range scanning abilities, I can find the large absence of Gases that is the SHS Predator. THat's right, your Stealth abilities are nothing compared to my wit!"

*Sir Dooble fires the Positronic Field towards the Gas Giant, quickly followed by a shot of Plasma from his cannons. Dooble then proceeds to Fire all engines and thrust himself around the Planet. The Explosion causes a Wave of Energy to push out a Gravitational thrust, pushing Doobles ship with it. Therefore Slingshotting it towards Doobles chosen Destination*


*Fifteen minutes of stupidly fast Space Travel Later*

"Bloody Heck, this old thing only just made it. But, I sure make good quality Robots, those parts worked fine, with only minor Liquidization. Aha! Scanners show the same abundance of Gasses as before, and, it's situated above a small planetoid, and Huzzah! I've beaten the rest of those Hill Claimers here. But I best hurry fast now, I should be able to sneak down to the Planet, and get ready for Claiming the hill. Oh, that StarHawk. He thought he was so clever escaping out here, but, He just made a stupid mistake. Underestimating me! >:D"

*Slightly Later On*

Sir Dooble slices off StarHawks head with a Katana.
Sir Dooble claims the hill. Sir Dooble is king!


Note; This was actually a bit of Backstory, as a Challenge. Sir Dooble does not claim the hill currently, and he is not king. Continue fighting for the Hill as you wish. :D
Double Note; None of that is based on any Fact or understandings of Science. So don't go telling your Science Teacher you know how to combust a Gas Giant with a Microwave, Metal, Solar panels and Plasma.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2009, 11:48:06 PM by sir dooble »

Pen was never harmed, so he is still king.

Menen pays pen to give him full ownership of the hill.

Menen builds a Convenience store on top of it.

Pocketrocket buys a bomb from some terrorists.

he then proceeds to rip some sucker from the streets to Self Delete bomb the convenience store.

the place blows to smithereens.

Pocketrocket is now king

Pocketrocket buys a bomb from some terrorists.

he then proceeds to rip some sucker from the streets to Self Delete bomb the convenience store.

the place blows to smithereens.

Pocketrocket is now king
LE STAB.
I make a script that gives me infinite ubercharge, and I claim the hill!

i thouhgt this was a topic about the show D:

Menen pays pen to give him full ownership of the hill.

Menen builds a Convenience store on top of it.
Oh you, I guess you finally paid of the Bank Loans. ;D

Seeing as Pocketrocket used all of his abilities into getting those people to blow themselves up, he Has no guards. Which means it's easy enough for Sir Dooble to climb the hill, and shoot him in the Face with his old rusty Plasma gun. POcket Tactic is tumbling down the Hill with a scorched (And slightly melted) face.
Sir Dooble claims the Hill. Sir Dooble is king!

Pocketrocket respawns as a spy, cloaks, and backstabs sir dooble, thus becoming king again. :D

I look at all of this from my single player server hill that is hax-proof, eat some popcorn, and continue relaxing.