Author Topic: King of the Hill (Read 30651 times)

BobSevenSevens · August 18, 2009, 06:45:16 PM

My post was ignored, the real post.

Anyway, I eat the cookie hill, find a new hill, claim it, and build a McDonald's on it.

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vv45689 · August 18, 2009, 07:01:14 PM

i build one in my mars base and nuke yours.

Placid · August 18, 2009, 07:09:18 PM

I order a burger and it's done wrong. I punch vv45689 to death. I then nuke his base and find a new hill.
*Azimuth is now king of the hill.
I know, right. Weird.

General Nick · August 18, 2009, 07:10:08 PM

I fly to the hill on my guitar, punching sharks on the way there and I punch you off.

TheLegomaster · August 18, 2009, 07:18:55 PM

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NOOBMAN4056 crashes the server with the Getmaplist cmd.
TheLegomaster starts a new server, climbs a hill and builds a chair.
Then he hops on the chair and waits for a challenger.

Cheemo · August 18, 2009, 07:36:27 PM

Cheemo stuffs on Gen. Nick's face and kicks him into the pit of death.
*Cheemo is now king of the hill.

qevil · August 18, 2009, 07:39:04 PM

qevil uses his brothers amazing flatchulents to make the hill inhabitable to anyone but himself.
*qevill is now king

Cheemo · August 18, 2009, 07:45:43 PM

Cheemo uses his own flatulence to eradicate any remnants of qevill's brother's gas. He then uses the stuff-and-throw combo to become king.
*Cheemo is now king of the hill.

BobSevenSevens · August 31, 2009, 09:10:18 AM

I then knock out Cheemo with a side kick to the temple. I am a black belt, so my foot is fine. I am now King of the Hill and build 40000000 hills so everyone can have their own hill.

Jump stab · August 31, 2009, 10:58:47 AM

I Eat bob PAC-MAN Style.
Me Is king!

Rughugger · August 31, 2009, 10:59:46 AM

I lure everyone away with a promise of some heavy hot action with their dream person and while they are being seduced, suddenly their heads all pop off leaving me the only remaining player alive. I am King of the hill....with several scantily clad Fem bot assassins protecting me.

BobSevenSevens · August 31, 2009, 11:01:09 AM

I respawn, build my own hill, and claim it and build a wal-mart on top of it.

oromis · August 31, 2009, 11:08:16 AM

I blog about wal-marts stuff quality, making everyone leave. I then tear it down, stab you, and stand on the bottom of the hill, clueless as to what is going on

WingZero · August 31, 2009, 10:08:34 PM

I proceed to the hill.

Regulith · August 31, 2009, 10:13:09 PM

I push both Wing and oromis to the ground, and stand atop the hill. I erect a large fortress atop the hill, impervious to being vaguely torn down.