Author Topic: King of the Hill  (Read 30938 times)

i start raping you, you begin to enjoy it and i push you down :DD

You mean the King or me?

At the last seccond before i die from falling off the cliff on the side of the hill i detonate the charges i put in the hill killing you.



Scarpelt is king.

i cum back to life and proceed raping, then i stand on the hill and put up pr0n posters ^^

I create another clone and he rapes you. Then i make another clone and he stabs you in the head. My clones are now kings

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JJ's burned corpse lands next to TheLegomaster.
JJ, apparently not completely dead, asks "Can I have one?"
TheLegomaster says "Okay." and stuffs a marshmallow in JJ's mouth, as they watch the rain of debris caused by the explosion of the hill.

Scarpelt reacts quickly by taking out an MP40 and killing all the clones.
Scarpelt is now king.

Since the real me is invulnerable in the 10th dimension i create an army of myself and watch them slowly tear you apart then i create a leader and he is king.

Scarpelt respawns.
Not giving up, Scarpelt returns to his former house and starts plotting AGAIN.

Seeing Lego eating, Scarpelt asks him for some food.

You've been backstab'd and raped

I offer TheLegoMaster up on my pr0n hill

How the hell did you backstab an ARMY of people?

As I'm a scout, the spy gave me a butterfly knife as thanks for being so cool, so I ran around killing as a scout with a butterfly knife

I'm just that awesome

Scarpelt comes up with a plan.
Scarpelt goes to the store, executing my plan.

Confusion causes BB to fall off the hill!