Author Topic: King of the Hill (Read 30938 times)

Big Brother · October 31, 2009, 05:18:20 PM

i start raping you, you begin to enjoy it and i push you down :DD

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Scarpelt · October 31, 2009, 05:20:15 PM

You mean the King or me?

JJA0 · October 31, 2009, 05:20:42 PM

At the last seccond before i die from falling off the cliff on the side of the hill i detonate the charges i put in the hill killing you.

Scarpelt is king.

Big Brother · October 31, 2009, 05:21:35 PM

i cum back to life and proceed raping, then i stand on the hill and put up pr0n posters ^^

JJA0 · October 31, 2009, 05:22:54 PM

I create another clone and he rapes you. Then i make another clone and he stabs you in the head. My clones are now kings

TheLegomaster · October 31, 2009, 05:24:27 PM

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JJ's burned corpse lands next to TheLegomaster.
JJ, apparently not completely dead, asks "Can I have one?"
TheLegomaster says "Okay." and stuffs a marshmallow in JJ's mouth, as they watch the rain of debris caused by the explosion of the hill.

Scarpelt · October 31, 2009, 05:25:48 PM

Scarpelt reacts quickly by taking out an MP40 and killing all the clones.
Scarpelt is now king.

JJA0 · October 31, 2009, 05:28:16 PM

Since the real me is invulnerable in the 10th dimension i create an army of myself and watch them slowly tear you apart then i create a leader and he is king.

Scarpelt · October 31, 2009, 05:30:00 PM

Scarpelt respawns.
Not giving up, Scarpelt returns to his former house and starts plotting AGAIN.

Scarpelt · October 31, 2009, 05:31:10 PM

Seeing Lego eating, Scarpelt asks him for some food.

Big Brother · October 31, 2009, 05:32:53 PM

You've been backstab'd and raped

I offer TheLegoMaster up on my pr0n hill

JJA0 · October 31, 2009, 05:33:47 PM

How the hell did you backstab an ARMY of people?

Big Brother · October 31, 2009, 05:35:51 PM

As I'm a scout, the spy gave me a butterfly knife as thanks for being so cool, so I ran around killing as a scout with a butterfly knife

I'm just that awesome

Scarpelt · October 31, 2009, 05:41:09 PM

Scarpelt comes up with a plan.
Scarpelt goes to the store, executing my plan.

Big Brother · October 31, 2009, 05:41:40 PM

Confusion causes BB to fall off the hill!