King of the Hill

[JJA0]

*Throws stuffty game at tay104* tay104 has been defeated!



I am now king

[Ad Bot]

[Camera]

I rip open the measly popcorn bag because of its thin layer of paper. I blast JJA0 with a gun. I was still king.

[JJA0]

Dammit now i  need to make more clones...



I shall return!

[Ector]

Ector brushes the dust off of his jacket and reveals the fake blood packs underneath.
Ector asks "Which way is the nearest MallWart?"

[Camera]

I teleport Ector to where he wishes to go.

Years later, the hill becomes surroundeed in a very populated city of military arsenals and troops. It is heavily defended.

[JJA0]

I have returned with an army of clones and a gigantic battle starts.

[Camera]

I destroy all of your troops because you did not specify what they have on them. Anywho, I quickly conduct research on what they have and create a more formidable arsenal of weapons. unless if your army is filled with cavemen.

[JJA0]

one of my clones sneaks into your giant city full of military stuff and kills you then shape-shifts into your body.



He is king.

[Camera]

You must be foolish to think that there's only one of me and if you think that my traps and defense are rat poison and rocks. You clone gets blasted into oblivion anyways.

[Doorman]

The very ground underneath and around Camera's base shakes with such force that all of the defences crumble and the buildings collapes. The sky darkens and lightning begins to strike everywhere. The ground then cracks and every last thing left falls to the center of the planet, except for the last Camera clone. And right in front of him I rise from the ground, my power coursing around me. To him I say, "Fool, you thought me dead, but you were wrong." Once again, I kill him, but this time there was nothing left.

I proceed to the top of the hill and sit on my throne of skeletons, which I re-summoned from the ground. I am king once more.

[Camera]

Another of my clones watch the devestaing event occur before his eyes from a space station orbiting the planet, he quickly sends more troops to the battlefield.
Once there, the highest ranking troop deploys a powerful holy beam which is then fired at the peak of the hill, vaporizing anything undead, and criping anything not. Doorman is now back in his abode.

I am king.

[Doorman]

Seeing as I'm not undead, but eternal, I was just crippled. After realizing my mistake and spending a few days recovering, I return. I launch from the under the ground into space, destroying Camera's backup army in the process. I find the remaining Camera clones and scan their minds. After doing so, I destroy all life that serves Camera, artificial or not. The space station then crashes down on top of the hill, forcing me to leave and find a new one.

On planet AX04GJ68AL32P45GHR83TGF1, I claim a hill as mine. I am king once again.

[CopBlock]

i sit on the hill with you, and rule alongside you

[Comatose]

I arrive in my deep space frigate and abduct the hill. I then cryogenically freeze Camera and experiment on him. I then contain the hill in an artificial enviroment on the frigate, which the chamber can only be accessed by my fingerprint.

I am king.

[Camera]

I awaken from my slumber in a deafening explosion. I gain the abilities of the 16 elemental knights. I construct a machine-magic empire that is bigger than before. I then clone myself several times as well as combine my DNA with that of a recontructor golem, which I created through atomic science. I abandon Foxhound and take a small portion of my huge army and start raiding Doorman's hill. I send him back to his abode once again after I sealed him into an underworld prison, where I pay the Grim Reaper a token to keep Doorman staying down there for several centuries.

--several centuries later---