King of the Hill

[General Nick]

The God-Emperor did not will this, therefore it didn't happen.

But he did will a couple hundred drop pods of Ultramarines to drop onto the hill and take it over.

[Ad Bot]

[Camera]

You have wrought chaos you have! Now we have kiddy cartoons mixed with badass video games! :C

Doorman resolves a plan to fix this. Though it will take time...

[General Nick]

The Ultramarines will hold this point with their lives!

Hold on, brothers, the Blood Ravens have arrived!

[rkynick]

Suddenly the Blood Ravens realize that what they believe is the kind of stuff you tell a 3 three year old in their universe and commit Self Delete.

[General Nick]

Suddenly the Ultramarines realize that they were traitors to the God-Emperor and tainted by Chaos.

The hill instantly becomes a giant warzone between Space Marine and Chaos Space Marine.

[Regulith]

Alternate-reality-Regulith (ARR) stops sipping his tea and runs to the foot of the alternate-reality-hill (ARH)

ARR pulls his Reality Combination Discombobulating Device from his pocket and combines the hill present in his reality (which his 346-story fortress is conveniently perched upon, as in this reality he won the hill long ago) with the hill present in this reality.

He sets the Combine option to "Replace All"

All current objects colliding with his fortress are pulled from the fabric of space-time and deposited in ARR's Universal Recycle Bin. The beautiful fortress, completely impenetrable by all means thanks to ARR's Negation Shield (which stops all physical bodies from passing through by first reducing acceleration to zero and then matching the force being applied to move it, all mental bodies from passing through by invading the body and canceling out all thought, and any attempt to pull the stuff he just pulled by enforcing a strict "No copying" rule), fades into the current reality, ARR included.

ARR laughs heartily at his fallen enemies and at how amazingly awesome he is before emptying his Universal Recycle Bin into oblivion.

[rkynick]

GPI: fondly regard everything except ARR.

Alternate-reality-Rky (ARR) stops sipping his tea and runs to the foot of the alternate-reality-hill (ARH)

ARR pulls his Reality Combination Discombobulating Device from his pocket and combines the hill present in his reality (which has nothing on it) with the hill present in this reality.

He sets the combine option to "Copy and Replace All"

The super fortress is erased completely. Clean slate time.

[Regulith]

GPI: fondly regard everything except ARR.

Alternate-reality-Rky (ARR) stops sipping his tea and runs to the foot of the alternate-reality-hill (ARH)

ARR pulls his Reality Combination Discombobulating Device from his pocket and combines the hill present in his reality (which has nothing on it) with the hill present in this reality.

He sets the combine option to "Copy and Replace All"

The super fortress is erased completely. Clean slate time.

completely impenetrable by all means thanks to ARR's Negation Shield (which stops...any attempt to pull the stuff he just pulled by enforcing a strict "No copying" rule)

Ah-ah-ahhhh!

[rkynick]

Ah-ah-ahhhh!

It appears reguilith forgot to make a "no copy and replace alling" rule. Too bad, so sad. You suck, stop trying to end the topic.

[General Nick]

Alternate-reality-Nick (ARN) stops sipping his tea and runs to the Large Hadron Collider, turns it on and destroys the universe.

[Regulith]

It appears reguilith forgot to make a "no copy and replace alling" rule. Too bad, so sad. You suck, stop trying to end the topic.

That's considered "the stuff he just pulled"

And I wasn't trying to end the topic, I'm sure someone could come up with something, I'm simply spicing it up more than the usual "I kill you with weapons -> Take hill"

EDIT: I try to be a little elaborate and I get insulted for doing something I'm not, tsk tsk

[rkynick]

GPI: cause the creation of the universe

That's considered "the stuff he just pulled"

And I wasn't trying to end the topic, I'm sure someone could come up with something, I'm simply spicing it up more than the usual "I kill you with weapons -> Take hill"

I did, actually. I used the power of your poor wording.

Besides, you're just saying "I TAKE THE HILL BUT I HAVE A SHIELD THAT MAKES IT SO YOU CANT TAKE IT" but still in denial that you're making it impossible to continue.

Besides, someone would eventually say "I kill you with nukes and take the hill" And then you'd say "but thats impossible" and then they would try something else and you'd say it's impossible too.

The entire game would be you telling people "you can't do that!"

[troy001234]

Troy goes to the Pwoshi Galactic Network (aka PGN) and creates a new hill on which all he has is a knife

[Camera]

Doorman and Camera wonders what the heck is oing on, as they are still sitting on a hill.

[pixl]

Have you guys noticed that if a player is transparent and you look through him, it is forget xray. I wus playin hide and seek with it :3


Ontopic: I make some transparent bots to use as xray goggles