King of the Hill

[Regulith]

GPI: cause the creation of the universe
I did, actually. I used the power of your poor wording.

Besides, you're just saying "I TAKE THE HILL BUT I HAVE A SHIELD THAT MAKES IT SO YOU CANT TAKE IT" but still in denial that you're making it impossible to continue.

Besides, someone would eventually say "I kill you with nukes and take the hill" And then you'd say "but thats impossible" and then they would try something else and you'd say it's impossible too.

The entire game would be you telling people "you can't do that!"

I don't really see what you mean by poor wording, other than I generalized a bit more than I should have. I would definitely admit defeat if someone came up with something that sounded elaborate and probable enough, but sadly, you're probably right about the fact nobody would be able to continue. Very few people would be able to come up with something other than the obvious nuke.


ARR agrees to withdraw and moves his fortress back to his own reality and allows everyone to continue barbaric play. He sips his tea slowly and busies himself with another task.

[Ad Bot]

[troy001234]

Pwoshi builds a small cardboard wall around his PGN hill

[General Nick]

I take my cardboard space fort and fortify it with pillows and proceed to throw balloons at you!

[Joker Card]

Bad thing about being the king of the hill. The only way left to go is down

[Mr. Bill]

Mr. Bill starts fishing for noobs at the local pond.

[pixl]

Pixl builds a castle

he is now using events to program bots

[troy001234]

Pwoshi covers the cardboard with concrete and wires for support

[Joker Card]

Joker card makes a fort with zombie tanks and all projectiles that hit it, the shooter dies(thank god for events). Then Joker Card sits back and has a cigar as the tanks rape everyone and they ie when they miss

[IceBlue]

IceBlue gives up on capturing hill and creates a small mound of dirt. IceBlue is now King of the Small Mound of Dirt. (KotSMoD)

[pixl]

Pixl puts moat around castle
mutant sharks are put in
they escape and grow legs and run away

[CopBlock]

i think pixl's king of the hill so i jump his moat, push him over, throw sand in his cut, and after making the hill invisable(cardboard boxes) i make my own really really small one and hide it under a peeble.

[Madmitten]

Inb4DANGITBOBBAY

[Joeboy]

Joeboy eats the hill, and creates a new one, named Pasta Hill.

[WhatevaGuy]

I eat that one, then trip over Ice's mound of dirt.  I punt Ice, and am now kind of the mound of dirt.  I build a wall around it.

[Joeboy]

Out of what? IT WAS MADE OF SAND ALL ALONG. MOOHAHAHAAHAAA. Joeboy ponders for a while and looks for a bucket and spade.