recap an a-a-a-asteroroid struck the earth that was the end for the dinos then the cave men which survived turned into eskimos and then after the sun came back from hawaii it was so hot it melted the snow the humans almost didnt make it and then and then somthing so long in between i dont want to talk about it and then the rise of castles everyone started war and then war killed almost everyone and then the dark age then the horsemen invented guns not including cannons and had shootouts and killed eachother for property then mining for gold and panning for gold and then everyone went bankrupt and then the great depression then i went to goldfield and went on the mine tour and on the elevator i fainted since it went down so fast i thought the cable snapped than went to superstition mountain train and i got soaked lol right and indians though there were imortals
Several things wrong with this.
1: The dinosaurs died because of a Gamma Flare. (Like a Solar Flare, but Gamma! :D )
2: Humans/Primates did exist until 2 million years ago.
3: Not everyone turned into an "eskimo", which so, is an insulting name. Some people lived in egypt, some in Africa.
4: We Oribit around the sun.
5: Semi-True; The sun melts snow, but we would've lived through some water.
6: The Medieval Ages wasn't as violent as you think.
7: The dark ages was considered the Medieval Times, and Cannons came before Firearms.
8: We didn't kill for the Gold Mining Rights, we did it because we were outlaws, wanting money, or just the gold.
9: I don't want to add anymore.
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