Cigars?

[tails]

And the huge number of guns, explosives, lasers and occasional nuclear missile is perfectly fine, of course.

But (presumably) most parents don't have explosives under their sofas.

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[Masterlegodude]

Chicago Ted approves of these.

What about Saxton Hale?

[WhoDa?]

Make the first one, if even.

[Jakooby]

Lol ;D