Author Topic: What the most handicapped things your classmates say? (Read 4539 times)

Cdog1st · September 21, 2009, 06:45:12 PM

Me:Do you know what a MP5 is? (I'm not stupid I was just asking him if he know what it was)

Austin: A MP5 doesn't exist there is a MP4 that just came out last month.

Me:A MP5 is real look it up.

Austin:NO ITS NOT!!!!

Me:*sighs*

Austin:*ignoring*

Post yours.

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Retz · September 21, 2009, 06:57:18 PM

Teacher: Everyone take out a piece of paper
*30 seconds later*
Student: What do we do?

You know what I mean.

Cdog1st · September 21, 2009, 07:04:45 PM

yes i do and hes stupid

heres another one

Me:LMAO'ing myself

Austin: WHAT!

Austin: WHAT!

Austin: WHAT!

Austin:*bangs soda can on tbale*

Austin: WHAT!

Austin: WHAT!

Austin: WHAT!

Austin:*Bangs soda on table*

Austin: WHAT!

Austin: WHAT!

Me:LMAO'ing myself

lolzorz mcgee · September 21, 2009, 07:06:34 PM

Didn't I make a topic like this a week ago?

BobSevenSevens · September 21, 2009, 07:09:19 PM

Teacher: Matt, how do you say "chalkboard" In Italian?

Matt: What? Why are you asking me?

Teacher: Because I did, now answer the question.

Matt: Uhh... la lavagna (the correct answer) I probably got that wrong, I don't care.

Teacher, Matt, you got that right!

Matt: But I didn't mean to get it right!

*Whole class starts lol'ing

WhoDa? · September 21, 2009, 07:12:29 PM

There isn't one thing that is not stupid in my class.

I'd rather stick with the girls from the other classes. Much more intressting conversations and less perverted.

kyle222 · September 21, 2009, 07:14:18 PM

Me: Hey, Tyler, get some paper for me, please.
Tyler: Mmkay. Whatever.
*30 seconds later, tyler does no stuff.*
Me: Tyler, get the paper!
Tyler: Mmkay. Whatever.
Me; Now!
Tyler: Why?
Me: Just give me the paper.
Tyler: Mmkay. Whatever.
And it repeats until I take him into the bathroom and knee his balls.

Ladios · September 21, 2009, 07:34:33 PM

Quote from: kyle222 on September 21, 2009, 07:14:18 PM

And it repeats until I take him into the bathroom and knee his balls.

Ur so tuff!

Illidan · September 21, 2009, 07:37:22 PM

everyone in my spanish class is, i swear, borderline handicapped

how hard is it to understand that it's not literally pronounced ella, but eya, especially when you've heard it for about 4 weeks now

Creola · September 21, 2009, 07:38:44 PM

Me: hey.
Friend: Hey Kellan, You're my bedtime hero! >:)
Me: ... (walks away)

Lunick · September 21, 2009, 07:41:19 PM

*Goes down to field to play Ultimate Frisbee*

*Girl dosn't know where group is and when she finds it she says, "How do you play"?*

(Coach did a 30 minute explanation 5 minutes earlier)

DrMobius · September 21, 2009, 07:43:49 PM

I tend to just tune out their stupidity. If I didn't I'd probably have to kill myself.

Oasis · September 21, 2009, 07:47:57 PM

"The Earth lost half of it's gravity, and everything was floating."

Guess what is wrong with this statement made by a jock in my class.

Olinaj · September 21, 2009, 07:48:36 PM

You people seem pretty pretentious, I mean, everyone messes up sometimes.

Valen · September 21, 2009, 07:50:53 PM

Bchick: Did you be drawin that?

Me:Yah, well some of it.

Hchick:What is it?

Me:Just som-

Bchick:Yuh know like some spongbob and ders patrick with a sword

Me:laughs

Hchick:Wait what?

Me:Someone drew a face on the desk and everyone who sits in the desk drawa little faces and talks. It's the Math506 third row fourth seat message board!