Comr4de's Girl problems.

[Netwars4]

she's been talking less about CTRL-K Self Delete

Oh god, don't get me started on all the random e-chix ive talked to that wanna Self Delete.
Like, at least every single one ive talked to has involved the conversation consisting of:
"I WANNA KILL MYSELF"
'No you don't.'
"YES I DO LIFE SUX AND MY MUM HATES ME AND NOBODY WOULD BE MISSING ME AND BLAH BLAH"
'Who gives a stuff if your mom hates you? You'll be ditching her ass anyway. And your friends will miss you.'
"I don't have friends though!"
'Then what was the conversation about how all the girls at your school look up to you a few days ago then?'
"Well no guys like me."
'Hm.'

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[Robo Noob]

That's lies. I text and IM with so many girls and 0 of them use grammar WHATSOEVER.

Yeah, apparently he died of testicular cancer.

That's even more lies; what are you like 14, possibly 15? Also, you're just making testicular up. And how do you not notice when somebody has cancer...? I mean especially when it's your bf or gf.

[Netwars4]

Well yeah, but I didn't want to waste my time impersonating their lack of grammar.

[Illidan]

I find it kinda funny she's better at typing than you.

But, to be honest, I think she's just using that as an excuse to not say yes.

[Tom]

Did you even know about this Best friend/boyfriend?

I'm pretty sure its lies.

[Valen]

That was a mistake.

Never a tell a girl you love her unless you are willing to follow that with a marriage proposal.

stuff advice from stuff headed forum member. ding

Yeah, apparently he died of testicular cancer.

I'm sorry but that made me laugh so much

Did I read that right?
Did you compare that poor girl's life to a video game?

It was hilarious!

[Tingalz]

She's cheating on you.

[Spockticus]

I'm sorry, but I think she's avoiding you just like every other girl that every likes anyone like us :c

Because "UMMM MY OLD BF JUST DIED SO I CANT SORRY :C" and then "HE DIED OF CANCER BUT I DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE HE NEVER SAID SO" sounds like a rushed lie :c

But if it's any consolation, I find gay kids just love people like you and me. Therefore you can be a heartbreaker too :D

[Tingalz]

every other girl that every likes anyone like us :c

Excuse me what.

[Justin K.]

Her boy friend died?

Owch

[comr4de]

That's lies. I text and IM with so many girls and 0 of them use grammar WHATSOEVER.
That's even more lies; what are you like 14, possibly 15? Also, you're just making testicular up. And how do you not notice when somebody has cancer...? I mean especially when it's your bf or gf.

No. Look it up. Lance Armstrong had it when he was, like, 16. And, it's not like they have to wear a sign that says, OLOOK AT ME I HAZ CANCER.

Did you even know about this Best friend/boyfriend?

I'm pretty sure its lies.

I guess I have to trust her then.

She's cheating on you.

YOU CHEATED ON ASI! >:I

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K.

Her boy friend died?

Owch

Yes.

[willhideho]

I would just say try to be as nice as possible about this, and if she really likes you, she'll come onto you.

And no, I didn't mean that in a perverted way for anyone who thought I did.

[comr4de]

I would just say try to be as nice as possible about this, and if she really likes you, she'll come onto you.

And no, I didn't mean that in a perverted way for anyone who thought I did.

thanks.

[DrMobius]

Talk her into Self Delete
She'll be an hero

An Hero refers to the hero committing Self Delete.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero

[vv45689]

I LOVE YOU

not really