WHAN IN DA COURSA OF HUMAN AV3NTS IT BCOM3S N3CESARY FOR ONE P3OPLE 2 DISOLV3 DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CONECTED THEM WIT ANOTHER AND 2 ASUMA MONG DA POW3RS OF TEH AARTH TEH S3PARAET AND EQUAL STATION 2 WHICH TEH LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATUR3S GOD 3NTITL3 TH3M A DECENT RESP3CT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND R3QUIERS TAHT TH3Y SHUD R TEH CAUESS WHICH IMPAL THEM 2 DA SEPARATION
W3!1!!!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL HOLD THASA TRUTHS 2 B SALF-EVIEDNT TAHT AL MAN R CREAETD AQUAL TAHT THEY R ENDOWED BY THEYRE CREA2R WIT CARTANE UNALEINABLE RIGHTS TAHT MONG TH3SE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND DA PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!1!11!!1 LOL — TAHT 2 SECURE TH3S3 RIGHTS GOVARNM3NTS R INSTITUT3D MONG MEN DERIVNG THERE JUST POWERS FROM DA CONS3NT OF DA GOVARNAD — TAHT WHAN3V3R ANY FORM OF GOVARNM3NT BCOMES DESTRUCTIEV OF THESE ENDS IT SI DA RIGHT OF TEH PAOPLE 2 ALT3R OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTA NU GOVERNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPLES AND ORGANIZNG ITS POW3RS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 TH3M SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLEY 2 EFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL PRUDENCA INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOVERNMENTS LONG 3STABLISHAD SHUD NOT B CHANG3D FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUESS AND ACORDNGLEY AL EXP3REINC3 HATH SH3WN TAHT MANKIND R MORE DISPOSED 2 SUF3R WHIEL 3VILS R SUFERABL3 THAN 2 RIGHT THEMSALVES BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH TH3Y R ACUS2M3D!!!!1!!! OMG BUT WHEN A LONG TRANE OF ABUESS AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLEY TEH SM3 OBJECT EVINC3S A DESIGN 2 REDUC3 TH3M UND3R ABSOLUT3 DESPOTISM IT SI THERE RIGHT IT SI THEYRE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOVARNM3NT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THEYRE FUTURE SACURITY!!!!11 — SUCH HAS BAN DA PATEINT SUF3RANC3 OF THES3 COLONEIS AND SUCH SI NOW DA NEC3SITY WHICH CONSTRANES THEM 2 ALTER THERE FORMAR SYSTEMS OF GOVARNM3NT!11!!111 OMG TEH HIS2RY OF DA PR3SENT KNG OF GREAT BRITANE SI A HIS2RY OF R3PEAETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJECT DA ESTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTE TYRANY OVER THES3 STAETS!!!11! 2 PROVE THIS LAT FACTS B SUBMITED 2 A CANDID WORLD
H3!!!!!1 OMG LOL HAS R3FUESD HIS AS3NT 2 LAWS DA MOST WHOLESOME AND NACESARY FOR DA PUBLIC GOD
H3!!11!1 OMG WTF HAS FORBIDAN HIS GOV3RNORS 2 PAS LAWS OF IMEDIAET AND PRASNG IMPORTANCE UNL3S SUSPENDED IN THERE OPARATION TIL HIS ASENT SHUD B OBTANEED AND WHAN SO SUSPEND3D H3 HAS UT3RLEY N3GLECTED 2 ATAND 2 THEM
H3!!1!1111 WTF HAS R3FUESD 2 PAS OTHAR LAWS FOR TEH ACOMODATION OF LARGA DISTRICTS OF PEOPL3 UNL3S THOSE PEOPLE WUD R3LINQUISH DA RIGHT OF REPRESENTATION IN TEH L3GISLATURE A RIGHT IENSTIMABLE 2 TH3M AND FORMIDABL3 2 TYRANTS ONLEY
HE!1!11! OMG WTF LOL HAS CALED 2GATHER L3GISLATIEV BODEIS AT PLAECS UNUSUAL UNCOMFORTABL3 AND DISTANT FROM TEH DEPOSI2RY OF THERE PUBLIC RECORDS FOR TEH SOL3 PURPOSE OF FATIGUNG THAM IN2 COMPLIANCA WIT HIS M3ASURES
HE!111!! OMG HAS DISOLVED R3PRAS3NTATIEV HOUESS REPAAETDLEY FOR OPOSNG WIT MANLEY FIRMNAS HIS INVASIONS ON DA RIGHTS OF TEH PEOPLE
HA!!111!1 HAS R3FUESD FOR A LONG TIEM AFTER SUCH DISOLUTIONS 2 CAUES OTHERS 2 B ELECT3D WH3RABY DA L3GISLATIEV POWARS INCAPABLE OF ANIHILATION HAEV RATURNED 2 TEH PEOPLE AT LARGE FOR THEYRE 3X3RCIES TEH STAET R3MANENG IN TEH MEAN TIEM 3XPOSED 2 AL TEH DANG3RS OF INVASION FROM WITHOUT AND CONVULSIONS WITHIN
HE!11!!! HAS END3AVOURED 2 PR3VENT TEH POPULATION OF TH3S3 STAETS FOR TAHT PURPOSE OBSTRUCTNG DA LAWS FOR NATURALIZATION OF FOREIGNARS REFUSNG 2 PAS OTHERS 2 3NCOURAEG THERE MIGRATIONS HITH3R AND RASENG DA CONDITIONS OF NU APROPRIATIONS OF LANDS
HE!!!!! OMG HAS OBSTRUCT3D TEH ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTIEC BY REFUSNG HIS ASENT 2 LAWS FOR ESTABLISHNG JUDICIARY POW3RS
HE!!11!!1! WTF HAS MAED JUDG3S DEPENDENT ON HIS WIL ALONA FOR TEH TENURE OF THEYRE OFIECS AND DA MOUNT AND PAYMENT OF THEYRE SALAREIS
HE!!!111!!1 OMG LOL HAS ARECTAD A MULTITUDE OF NU OFIECS AND SANT HITHAR SWARMS OF OFIECRS 2 HARAS OUR PEOPL3 AND AAT OUT THEYRE SUBSTANCE
HA!!1111!1 OMG LOL HAS K3PT MONG US IN TIEMS OF PEAEC STANDNG ARMEIS WITHOUT TEH CONS3NT OF OUR L3GISLATUR3S
HA!11111 WTF HAS AFACTAD 2 RENDER DA MILITARY INDEPANDENT OF AND SUP3RIOR 2 TEH CIVIL POWER
HE!!111!1 OMG HAS COMBIEND WIT OTHARS 2 SUBJ3CT US 2 A JURISDICTION FOR3IGN 2 OUR CONSTITUTION AND UNAKNOWLEDG3D BY OUR LAWS GIVNG HIS ASANT 2 THEYRE ACTS OF PR3T3NDED LEGISLATION
FOR QUART3RNG LARGE BODEIS OF ARMED TROPS MONG US
FOR PROT3CTNG THEM BY A MOK TRIAL FROM PUNISHM3NT FOR ANY MURD3RS WHICH THEY SHUD COMIT ON TEH INHABITANTS OF THESA STAETS
FOR CUTNG OF OUR TRAED WIT AL PARTS OF DA WORLD
FOR IMPOSNG TAEXS ON US WITHOUT OUR CONSENT
FOR DEPRIVNG US IN MANY CAESS OF TEH BNEFIT OF TRIAL BY JURY
FOR TRANSPORTNG US BYOND SEAS 2 B TREID FOR PR3T3NDED OFENC3S
FOR ABOLISHNG DA FRE SYSTEM OF 3NGLISH LAWS IN A NEIGHBOURNG PROVINCE 3STABLISHNG TH3R3IN AN ARBITRARY GOV3RNMENT AND 3NLARGNG ITS BOUNDAREIS SO AS 2 RENDER IT AT ONC3 AN AXMPLE AND FIT INSTRUMENT FOR INTRODUCNG DA SMA ABSOLUT3 RULA IN2 TH3S3 COLONEIS
FOR TAKNG AWAY OUR CHARTERS ABOLISHNG OUR MOST VALUABL3 LAWS AND ALT3RNG FUNDMENTALY DA FORMS OF OUR GOV3RNMANTS
FOR SUSP3NDNG OUR OWN LEGISLATURAS AND D3CLARNG TH3MSELVES INVAST3D WIT POW3R 2 LAGISLAET FOR US IN AL CAESS WUT!!11!!1 OMG WTF HAS ABDICAETD GOVARNMENT HER3 BY D3CLARNG US OUT OF HIS PROTECTION AND WAGNG WAR AGANEST US
HE!11!1 HAS PLUNDERAD OUR S3AS RAVAEGD OUR COASTS BURNT OUR 2WNS AND D3STROY3D TEH LIEVS OF OUR PEOPL3
HE!!1!!11 SI AT THES TIEM TRANSPORTNG LARGE ARMEIS OF FOR3IGN MERC3NAREIS 2 COMPLEAT TEH WORKS OF DEATH DESOLATION AND TYRANY ALR3ADY BGUN WIT CIRCUMSTANCES OF CRUALTY & PERFIDY SCARCALEY PARALALED IN DA MOST BARBAROS AEGS AND 2TALY UNWORTHY TEH H3AD OF A CIVILIEZD NATION
H3!1!!!1! WTF LOL HAS CONSTRANE3D OUR FALOW CITIEZNS TAEKN CAPTIEV ON DA HIGH SEAS 2 BAR ARMS AGANEST THEYRE COUNTRY 2 BCOM3 DA 3X3CUTION3RS OF THERE FREINDS AND BR3THR3N OR 2 FAL THEMS3LVES BY THEYRE HANDS
HE!!111!11 WTF LOL HAS AXCIETD DOMASTIC INSURACTIONS MONGST US AND HAS END3AVOUR3D 2 BRNG ON DA INHABITANTS OF OUR FRONTEIRS DA MARCIELS INDIAN SAVAEGS WHOS3 KNOWN RUL3 OF WARFAER SI AN UNDISTNGUISHED DESTRUCTION OF AL AEGS love3S AND CONDITIONS
IN!!1!!11! OMG WTF LOL 3VERY STAEG OF THESA OPRESIONS W3 HAEV PETITION3D FOR R3DRES IN TEH MOST HUMBLE TARMS OUR RAP3AETD PATITIONS HAEV BEN ANSW3RED ONLEY BY REPEAETD INJURY!!1!!!!!1 LOL A PRINCE WHOSE CHARACTAR SI THUS MARKED BY EV3RY ACT WHICH MAY D3FIEN A TYRANT SI UNFIT 2 B DA RULER OF A FRE P3OPLE
NOR!11111 OMG WTF LOL HAEV WA B3N WANTNG IN AT3NTIONS 2 OUR BRITISH BRETHREN!!!111111 WA HAEV WARN3D THEM FROM TIEM 2 TIEM OF AT3MPTS BY THEYRE LAGISLATURA 2 3XT3ND AN UNWARANTABL3 JURISDICTION OVER US!!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL WE HAEV R3MINDAD THEM OF DA CIRCUMSTANCES OF OUR EMIGRATION AND S3TL3M3NT H3R3!!1!!!!! WTF W3 HAEV APEAELD 2 THERE NATIEV JUSTIEC AND MAGNANIMITY AND WE HAEV CONJUR3D THAM BY DA TEIS OF OUR COMON KINDR3D 2 DISAVOW THES3 USURPATIONS WHICH WUD IENVITABLEY INTARUPT OUR CONECTIONS AND CORESPONDANCA!!!!! LOL THEY 2 HAEV BEN D3AF 2 DA VOIEC OF JUSTIEC AND OF CONSANGUINITY!11!1!! OMG WTF LOL WE MUST THEREFORE ACQUEISCE IN TEH NAC3SITY WHICH D3NOUNC3S OUR S3PARATION AND HOLD THEM AS WE HOLD TEH RAST OF MANKIND EN3MEIS IN WAR IN PEAEC FREINDS
W3!11!!111 OMG LOL THEREFORE DA REPR3SENTATIEVS OF TEH UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA IN GANERAL CONGR3S ASEMBL3D AP3ALNG 2 TEH SUPREME JUDG3 OF TEH WORLD FOR TEH RECTITUDA OF OUR INTANTIONS DO IN DA NME AND BY AUTHORITY OF DA GOD PAOPLA OF TH3SE COLONEIS SOLEMNLEY PUBLISH AND DECLAER TAHT THASE UNIETD COLONEIS AER AND OF RIGHT OUGHT 2 B FRE AND INDAPENDENT STAETS TAHT THEY R ABSOLV3D FROM AL AL3GIANCE 2 TEH BRITISH CROWN AND TAHT AL POLITICAL CONECTION BTWEN THEM AND DA STAET OF GR3AT BRITANE SI AND OUGHT 2 B 2TALY DISOLVAD AND TAHT AS FRE AND IND3PANDENT STAETS THEY HAEV FUL POWER 2 L3VY WAR CONCLUD3 P3AEC CONTRACT ALIANCES 3STABLISH COMERCA AND 2 DO AL OTH3R ACTS AND THNGS WHICH INDEP3NDENT STAETS MAY OF RIGHT DO!!1!!1! OMG — AND FOR DA SUPORT OF THES DECLARATION WIT A FIRM RALIANCA ON DA PROT3CTION OF DIVIEN PROVIEDNCE WE MUTUALY PL3DGA 2 EACH OTHER OUR LIEVS OUR FORTUNES AND OUR SACRED HONOR!11!1!!! OMG WTF LOL
