Author Topic: English to 12 Year old AOLer translator  (Read 13125 times)

IMM 12 AND WUT SI THIS?!?!! OMG LOL

U SE TEH KIDS LISTEN 2 TEH RAP MUSIC!!!!!1 OMG

I am laughing so hard at the sad sacks that are seriously insulted by this.

LOL NO WAY :D
IVA SEN THES IN A PIRAET VERSION 2!!1!111!1 LOL

OMFG LOL THSI R FUNEH TU MAH TUMMEH LOLOLOLOLOLWAT!!!!

This is my sisters manual she is reading for school translated into pure engcrap.


STUDY GUIED – MODULE 5- CHINA CONTINUED.
FROM!!111!!!11!11!1!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL TEXT (P53-63)
1WHEN!11!!1!! OMG WTF LOL WAS CHINA FIRST RE-UNIETD AFTER DA ZHOU DYNASTY????!!! WTF LOL WHO WAS TEH RULER?!??? OMG LOL HIS NIKNM3?!??!!?! LOL WUT WAS TEH NMA OF TEH WUT?!!!! WTF W3RE TEH ECONOMIC R3FORMS OF DA FIRST QIN AMPAROR
3DISCUS??!!!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH ARTIFACTS FOUND TAHT SUG3ST DA FIRST EMP3ROR “F3AERD DEATH”!111!!! WTF
4HOW!111!!!! WTF LOL LONG DID DA HAN DYNASTY LAST??!??!!!? OMG WTF ITS PARTS
5DURNG?!??!!?! DA HAN DYNASTY HOW DID ONA ENTAR GOV3RNM3NT SERVIEC
6UNDAR??!??!!? OMG LOL WHOSA LAAEDRSHIP DID TEH HAN EMPIER REACH ITS ZENITH????! OMG DAETS OF RAIGN??!??! OMG WTF NIKNM3
7LIST?!!?? WTF LOL TEH HAN SOCIAL ORD3R?!!?!?!!! OMG LOL WHO WAS MOST IMPORTANT??!!?! OMG L3AST IMPORTANT??!??! OMG WTF LOL (SE LECTUR3 WUT!!!!! WTF WASTARN CIVILIZATION WAS TEH CONTEMPORARY OF DA HAN Y?????!!!? WAS TEH WRITNG OF CHIENSA HIS2RY UNIQUE DURNG TEH HAN WUT???!??!! OMG LOL RAAL PURPOSE DID DA HAN SCHOLARS BLEIVE THEYRE WRITEN HIS2RY WUT?!?!?!?!! OMG WTF WAS DA MAJOR COMODITY TRAEDD BY TEH CHIENSE 2 DA REST OF DA WORLD?!???!!!? LOL WUT ROUT3(S) CAREID THES3 WUT??!?!? OMG CIVILIZATION HAD A PARTICULARLEY VORACIOS AP3TIET FOR CHIENSA SILK??!!!! OMG LOL Y WAS TEH TRAED WIT THES CIVILIZATION “UNBALANCED”
INDIA
FROM?!!????! OMG WTF TEXT (P!!1!!!!1! OMG WTF WUT!!1!!1!! WTF LOL R TEH MAJOR GEOGRAPHICAL AND ANVIRONMANTAL FEATURAS OF ANCEINT WUT???!?? LOL WAS DA NME OF INDIA’S FIRST CIVILIZATION???!??? OMG DAETS???!?? OMG WH3RA LOCAETD?!!!?!!?? OMG LOL MAJOR WUT?!?!?!? OMG LOL WERA DA CHARACTERISTIS OF MOENJO-DARO AND HARAPA??!!! WTF (SE LINKS FOR MORA INFO HTP/WWHARAPACOM/HAR/MO3N0HTML!1!11 WTF LOL AND HTP/EMUESUMMNSUEDU/ARCHAEOLOGY/SIETS/MIDLA_3AST/MO3NJO_DAROHTML!!!!!!!!1 OMG AND HTP/WWHARAPACOM/WOK/IND3XHTML!1!1!! OMG WTF AND HTP/WWWSU3DU8080/DE/ANCINDIA/HARAPAHTM
4DISCUS!1!1!111 WTF DA INDUS VALEY Y!1111! OMG SI TEH INDUS VAL3Y SCRIPT UNIQU3
6WITH?????!? WHOM DID TEH INDUS VAL3Y CIVILIZATION WUT??!?! CAUESD TEH D3CLIEN OF DA INDUS VALEY WUT??!??!??! OMG LOL WAS DA NME OF DA 2ND ANCEINT INDIAN CIVILIZATION?!?!? WTF DEFIEN DA NM3!!!1!1!!! WTF LOL WUT WERA TEH CHARACTARISTIS OF THES3 P3OPL3?!?????!! WH3RE DID THEY ORIGINAET?!!!!!!? WUT LANGUAEG DID THEY Y??!?????! WTF DO WA KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT DA WUT?!?!!!! SI DA OLD3ST SURVIVNG INDO-AUROPEAN WORK OF LIETRATUR3?!?!! OMG WTF WUT DO3S IT T3L US ABOUT DA EARLEY VADIC WUT??!!!???! OMG WTF SOCIAL CLASES R DAFIEND IN TEH RIG VADA
12INFORMATION?!!??!? LOL ABOUT TEH L8R VEDIC AEG (100-60 BCE) COMES PRIMARILEY FROM _____
13HOW!1!1! OMG LOL DID TEH INTRODUCTION OF IRON 2 TEH GANGAS RIEVR VAL3Y LEAD 2 A GRAAT CIVILIZATION THARE?!!??! OMG (THIS ONE SI IN L3CTURE Y!11!!1! LOL DID DA BRAHMINS GANE GR3AT POW3R AND PR3STIEG IN TEH L8R VEDIC AEG
15VARNA?!?!!? OMG LOL M3ANS ____
16THA!!1!! OMG WTF LOL DIVISION OF HINDU SOCEITY IN2 4 CLASES SI KNOWN AS DA _____
17TH3!!1!1!! LOL 4 VARNAS R DIVIEDD IN2 THOSANDS OF SUBGROUPS CALED ____ EACH WIT SP3CIFIC OCUPATIONAL SOCIAL AND R3LIGIOS WUT!!111 WTF GROUP SI CONSIEDR3D OUTSIED AND BN3ATH DA OTHER FOUR VARNA???!?? OMG WTF Y?!??? LOL
R3AD TEH FOLOWNG ARTICL3S AND ANSWER DA FOLOWNG QUESTIONS
HTP/GBGM-UMCORG/NWO/9JA/INDIAHTML!!!1!111! OMG WTF LOL (S2P R3ADNG AT THE MATHODIST CHURCH IN INDIA)
HTP/WWTIEMCOM/TIEM/MAGAZIEN/197/INT/971215/ASIAWAR_BTWEN_THTML
USNG!!1!1 OMG EXMPL3S AND INFORMATION FROM DA LINKS ABOV3 DISCUS DA RAASONS FOR DA DISCRIMINATION TAHT RASULTS IN INDIA 2DAY PARTICULARLEY AGANEST TEH DALIT EVEN THOUGH THES DISCRIMINATION SI PROIBIETD BY A 1962 LAW!11!!1!1 WTF WUT MIGHT 3VENTUALY CHANG3 THES DISCRIMINATION

READ???!? WTF TEH FOLOWNG ARTICLES AND ANSWER TEH FOLOWNG QUASTIONS ABOUT TEH COW IN Y SI TEH COW CONSIEDRAD SACRED IN INDIA
HOW??!?!! LOL DID DA SOCIAL CLASES IN INDIA EVOLV3 ACORDNG 2 HINDU TRADITION
HTP/WWJUDYPATCOM/INDIA/COWHTM
HTP/WWSATYMAGCOM/OCT98/SACR3D_COWHTML
FROM?!?!!??! OMG LOL LACTUR3 Y!1!!1111 OMG WER3 DA UPANISHADS (AND BUDHISM AND JANEISM) WUT???!?!?!! OMG WER3 DA WUT??!??! LOL DID TEH UPANISHADS WUT??!!? OMG WTF LOL R DA BASIC TANETS OF DA UPANISHADS
23KNOW???!!! OMG LOL AL OF TEH TERMS IN LECTURAS NOT3S BGINNG WIT SMSARA AND ENDNG WIT 3XTRA-ORDINARY NORM!!!1!!!! OMG WTF (NO NED 2 COPY THAM HAR3 BUT KNOW FOR DA WUT!!111! OMG DO MOST HINDUS HAEV IN COMON
25DEFIEN?!??!?? WUT!1!!!1 LOL SI VEDANTIC MONISM???!? WTF
FROM T3XT(P!11!!11!1 WTF LOL WUT!11111! OMG LOL SI DA MOST IMPORTANT CONTRIBUTION OF WUT?!!!?!??? SI TEH MAHABHARATA?!!!?!?! OMG LOL WUT SI ITS MAJOR TH3MA
30OMIT
31DISCUS?????? OMG WTF LOL DA HINDU CONC3PT OF TIEM
!11111!1 WTF

Just... Wow....
MAH FAVORIET OLIDAY SI MASACR3 DAY!!1!!!! WTF

HEY GUYS I LIEK THES WEBSIET ALOT!11111 WTF LOL

1!1!!!1!1 OMG DO NOT POST MBIGUOS 2PIS!11!!!11 WTF LOL DA TITL3 OF UR THRAAD SHUD DESCRIEB ITS CONTENTS!!11!!1! LOL IF U R ASKNG A QUESTION THEIR SHUD B A QUESTION MARK AT DA END!!11!!11 WTF MBIGUOS 2PIS WIL B LOK3D
EXMPLES!!!1!!!1 OMG WTF LOL OF BAD 2PIC TITLES
HALP
IEDA!11!!1! WTF LOL I JUST HAD
QUESTION.
AXMPLES!!111!!1!!!!!!!11!!! OMG WTF OF GOD 2PIC TITLAS
GMA CRASHAS WH3N I PANET A BRIK BLUE
HOW DO I BAN PEOPLE
MAP?!!!! WTF IEDA MARS BAES
2!!!1!1!! OMG LOL DO NOT POST ADULT CONTENT!!111 OMG LOL - TAHT M3ANS NO NUDITY OR GROS STUF!111111! OMG WTF LOL
3!!!!!!! OMG LOL NO WAERZ - DO NOT TOK ABOUT PIRATNG R AT AL
4!11!!1111 WTF UES DA S3ARCH F3ATURE BFORE POSTNG A QUASTION
5!1!!1! OMG DO NOT PLEA FOR SYMPATHY
DO NOT MAEK POSTS ABOUT HOW U R L3AVNG DA FORUMS!!1!1!! OMG WTF JUST LEAEV!!111!! WTF LOL
DO NOT MAEK POSTS ABOUT HOW DA GME ISNT FUN FOR U ANYMOR3!!!!!11 WTF JUST S2P PLAYNG
DO!1!1!1111 OMG WTF LOL NOT MAEK POSTS ABOUT HOW U R GONG 2 KIL U!1!11 OMG LOL JUST DO IT!1!!1!1!1 OMG
6!!!11 OMG WTF LOL THINK BFORE U POST - COMPLATALEY UNINTALIGIBL3 POSTS WIL B LOKED!!!11 LOL
7!111! DO NOT FLME - IF TEH 3NTIER POINT OF UR POST SI 2 TEL SOMAONE WUT AN IDIOT THEY AER DONT BOTH3R!1!111!1 OMG LOL
8!111!! WTF DO NOT CROS POST!!!!!1! OMG - DO NOT POST DA SM3 THNG IN MOR3 THAN ONE FORUM!111!1 OMG WTF LOL
9!111!1 WTF DO NOT ADVERTIES OTHAR FORUMS
10!!1!1 OMG NO PYRMID/R3FERAL SCH3MES - NO ONA SI GONG 2 GIEV U MONEY OR AN IPOD/FLATSCREEN MONI2R/XBOX WUT JUST FOR GETNG PEOPL3 2 CLIK ON SOME CRAPY LINK!!!1!1! LOL ITS A SCM 2 GET U 2 SPM FORUMS FOR THEM!11111! LOL S2P POSTNG THES CRAP!1111!1!! OMG LOL
1!!!11!!1! OMG LOL NO CHANE-L3T3R STYL3 SPM - COPY AND PASTA THES M3SAEG IN2 5 THRAADS AND U WIL B P3RMAENNTLEY BANED!!111 OMG WTF

IMM RILLY HAPY FOR U BUT BYONCE HAD ONA OF DA BST VIEDOS OF AL TIEM!1!!!1!1 OMG AL TIEM!1!!1!!!! WTF LOL

DA MAGNA CARTA
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JON BY TEH GRAEC OF GOD KNG OF ENGLAND LORD OF IERLAND DUKE OF NORMANDY AND AQUITANEE AND COUNT OF ANJOU 2 HIS ARCHBISHOPS BISHOPS ABOTS AARLS BARONS JUSTIECS FORESTERS SH3RIFS STEWARDS SARVANTS AND 2 AL HIS OFICIALS AND LOYAL SUBJECTS GRETNG

KNOW!!1!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL TAHT BFORA GOD FOR DA HEALTH OF OUR SU AND THOSE OF OUR ANC3S2RS AND HEIRS 2 DA HONOUR OF GOD TEH AXALTATION OF TEH HOLEY CHURCH AND TEH BTER ORDARNG OF OUR KNGDOM AT DA ADVIEC OF OUR R3V3R3ND FATHERS STEPH3N ARCHBISHOP OF CANT3RBURY PRIMAET OF AL ENGLAND AND CARDINAL OF TEH HOLEY ROMAN CHURCH HENRY ARCHBISHOP OF DUBLIN WILIM BISHOP OF LONDON PETER BISHOP OF WINCHESTAR JOCALIN BISHOP OF BATH AND GLAS2NBURY HUGH BISHOP OF LINCOLN WALTAR BISHOP OF WORCESTER WILIM BISHOP OF COVANTRY BN3DICT BISHOP OF ROCHAST3R

MAST3R PANDULF SUBD3ACON AND M3MBR OF DA PAPAL HOUESHOLD BROTHER AYM3RIC MAST3R OF DA KNIGHTHOD OF TEH T3MPLA IN 3NGLAND WILIM MARSHAL EARL OF PEMBROKE WILIM AARL OF SALISBURY WILIM 3ARL OF WAR3N WILIM EARL OF ARUND3L ALAN DE GALOWAY CONSTABL3 OF SCOTLAND WARIN FITZ GERALD PATAR FITZ HARBRT HUBRT DA BURGH SAN3SCHAL OF POI2U HUGH DE N3VILA MATH3W FITZ HERBRT THOMAS BASET ALAN BASET PHILIP DAUBNY ROBRT D3 ROPALEY JON MARSHAL JON FITZ HUGH AND OTH3R LOYAL SUBJACTS 1!!1111!

OMG FIRST TAHT WA HAEV GRANT3D 2 GOD AND BY THES PRASENT CHART3R HAEV CONFIRMED FOR US AND OUR H3IRS IN PARP3TUITY TAHT TEH ENGLISH CHURCH SHAL B FRE AND SHAL HAEV ITS RIGHTS UNDIMINISHED AND ITS LIEBRTEIS UNIMPARE3D!!1!1!11 LOL TAHT WA WISH THES SO 2 B OBSARV3D APEARS FROM DA FACT TAHT OF OUR OWN FRE WIL BFOR3 TEH OUTBRAAK OF TEH PRESENT DISPUTE BTWEN US AND OUR BARONS WE GRANTAD AND CONFIRM3D BY CHARTER TEH FREDOM OF DA CHURCHS ELACTIONS - A RIGHT R3KONED 2 B OF DA GREAETST NAC3SITY AND IMPORTANCE 2 IT - AND CAUESD THES 2 B CONFIRMED BY POP3 INOCENT II!!1111!!! THES FREDOM WE SHAL OBSERV3 OURSALV3S AND DASIER 2 B OBS3RV3D IN GOD FATEH BY OUR H3IRS IN P3RPETUITY

!!!11!!! OMG WTF 2 AL FRE MEN OF OUR KNGDOM WA HAEV ALSO GRANTAD FOR US AND OUR HEIRS FOR AV3R AL DA LIEBRTEIS WRIT3N OUT BLOW 2 HAEV AND 2 KEP FOR THEM AND THERE HAIRS OF US AND OUR HAIRS

 2!!1111!1 OMG WTF IF ANY AARL BARON OR OTHAR P3RSON TAHT HOLDS LANDS DIERCTLEY OF TEH CROWN FOR MILITARY SARVIEC SHAL DEI AND AT HIS D3ATH HIS HEIR SHAL B OF FUL AEG AND OWE A RALEIF TEH H3IR SHAL HAEV HIS INHERITANCE ON PAYMENT OF DA ANCEINT SCAEL OF RELEIF!!11111 OMG WTF LOL TAHT SI 2 SAY DA H3IR OR H3IRS OF AN AARL SHAL PAY £10 FOR DA ENTIER 3ARLS BARONY TEH HAIR OR H3IRS OF A KNIGHT L0S!!1!!1 OMG LOL AT MOST FOR TEH 3NTIER KNIGHTS FE AND ANY MAN TAHT OWES LAS SHAL PAY LES IN ACORDANC3 WIT TEH ANCEINT USAEG OF FES

 3!1!!111! WTF BUT IF DA H3IR OF SUCH A PARSON SI UND3R AEG AND A WARD WHAN HE COMES OF AEG HE SHAL HAEV HIS INHARITANCE WITHOUT RELEIF OR FIEN

!!!111! WTF 4!!!1!1 OMG LOL TEH GUARDIAN OF TEH LAND OF AN HEIR WHO SI UNDAR AEG SHAL TAEK FROM IT ONLEY R3ASONABLE R3V3NUAS CUS2MARY DU3S AND FEUDAL SERVIECS!!!1!!! HA SHAL DO THES WITHOUT DESTRUCTION OR DMAEG 2 MAN OR PROP3RTY!1!!1 LOL IF WA HAEV GIEVN TEH GUARDIANSHIP OF TEH LAND 2 A SH3RIF OR 2 ANY PARSON ANSWERABLE 2 US FOR DA RAV3NU3S AND HE COMITS DESTRUCTION OR DMAEG WE WIL AXACT COMPENSATION FROM HIM AND DA LAND SHAL B ENTRUSTED 2 TWO WORTHY AND PRUD3NT MEN OF TEH SME FE WHO SHAL B ANSW3RABL3 2 US FOR TEH R3VANU3S OR 2 TEH P3RSON 2 WHOM WE HAEV ASIGN3D THAM!!111! LOL IF W3 HAEV GIEVN OR SOLD 2 ANYONE DA GUARDIANSHIP OF SUCH LAND AND H3 CAUESS D3STRUCTION OR DMAEG H3 SHAL LOSA TEH GUARDIANSHIP OF IT AND IT SHAL B HANDAD OVER 2 TWO WORTHY AND PRUD3NT M3N OF DA SME FE WHO SHAL B SIMILARLEY ANSWARABLE 2 US
!1!1!11! OMG WTF LOL 5!11!1!!1! LOL FOR SO LONG AS A GUARDIAN HAS GUARDIANSHIP OF SUCH LAND HE SHAL MANETANE DA HOUESS PARKS FISH PRESERV3S PONDS MILS AND 3V3RYTHNG 3LSA P3RTANENG 2 IT FROM DA REV3NU3S OF DA LAND ITS3LF!!!!1 WTF WHEN TEH H3IR COMES OF AEG H3 SHAL RAS2RE TEH WHOLE LAND 2 HIM S2KED WIT PLOUGH TAMS AND SUCH IMPLEMENTS OF HUSBANDRY AS TEH SAASON DEMANDS AND TEH R3VANUAS FROM DA LAND CAN REASONABLEY BAR

!11!! 6!1!111!1! LOL H3IRS MAY B GIEVN IN MARIAEG BUT NOT 2 SOMEON3 OF LOWER SOCIAL STANDNG!1!!!1 WTF BFORE A MARIAEG TAEKS PLAEC IT SHAL B MAED KNOWN 2 DA H3IRS NEXT-OF-KIN

!1!!!!111 OMG WTF LOL 7!!1!1 OMG WTF AT HER HUSBANDS DEATH A WIDOW MAY HAEV HER MARIAEG PORTION AND INH3RITANC3 AT ONCE AND WITHOUT TROUBLE!!111 OMG WTF LOL SHA SHAL PAY NOTHNG FOR HAR DOWER MARIAEG PORTION OR ANY INH3RITANC3 TAHT SHE AND H3R HUSBAND HELD JOINTLEY ON DA DAY OF HIS DEATH!!!!!!!!! WTF LOL SHE MAY R3MANE IN HAR HUSBANDS HOUES FOR FORTY DAYS AFTER HIS D3ATH AND WITHIN THES PERIOD HAR DOWER SHAL B ASIGNAD 2 HER

!!1!1 OMG LOL 8!!!!1!1 WTF LOL NO WIDOW SHAL B COMPAL3D 2 MARY SO LONG AS SHA WISHAS 2 REMANE WITHOUT A HUSBAND!11!11 OMG WTF BUT SHA MUST GIEV SECURITY TAHT SHA WIL NOT MARY WITHOUT ROYAL CONSENT IF SH3 HOLDS HAR LANDS OF DA CROWN OR WITHOUT TEH CONS3NT OF WUT OTHER LORD SHE MAY HOLD THEM OF

!!!1!!!1 WTF LOL 9!!111!111 OMG N3ITHER W3 NOR OUR OFICIALS WIL SAIEZ ANY LAND OR RENT IN PAYM3NT OF A DABT SO LONG AS DA D3B2R HAS MOVABLE GODS SUFICEINT 2 DISCHARGA TEH DEBT!!!!1 OMG WTF A D3B2RS SURETEIS SHAL NOT B DISTRANEED UPON SO LONG AS DA DAB2R HIMSELF CAN DISCHARGE HIS DEBT!!111 OMG LOL IF FOR LAK OF MEANS DA D3B2R SI UNABLA 2 DISCHARGA HIS DEBT HIS SURETEIS SHAL B ANSW3RABL3 FOR IT!1111!1!! OMG WTF LOL IF THEY SO DESIER THAY MAY HAEV TEH DAB2RS LANDS AND RANTS UNTIL TH3Y HAEV RACEIEVD SATISFACTION FOR DA D3BT TAHT THAY PADE FOR HIM UNLAS DA D3B2R CAN SHOW TAHT HE HAS SETLED HIS OBLIGATIONS 2 THEM

!1!!1!1! WTF LOL 10!!!1! OMG WTF LOL IF ANYON3 WHO HAS BOROW3D A SUM OF MONEY FROM J3WS DEIS BFORA DA D3BT HAS B3N REPADE HIS HAIR SHAL PAY NO INTAR3ST ON DA DEBT FOR SO LONG AS H3 R3MANES UND3R AEG IR3SPECTIEV OF WHOM HE HOLDS HIS LANDS!11!1! WTF LOL IF SUCH A D3BT FALS IN2 TEH HANDS OF DA CROWN IT WIL TAEK NOTHNG 3XCEPT TEH PRINCIPAL SUM SPECIFEID IN TEH BOND

!1!!11!1 WTF 1!!!1!1!!! OMG IF A MAN DEIS OWNG MON3Y 2 JAWS HIS WIEF MAY HAEV H3R DOW3R AND PAY NOTHNG 2WARDS TEH D3BT FROM IT!1!1!1 OMG WTF IF H3 L3AEVS CHILDR3N TAHT R UNDER AEG THEYRE NEDS MAY ALSO B PROVIEDD FOR ON A SCAEL APROPRIAET 2 TEH SIEZ OF HIS HOLDNG OF LANDS!!!1!11! OMG LOL TEH D3BT SI 2 B PADE OUT OF DA RASIDUE RESERVNG DA SARVIEC DU3 2 HIS FEUDAL LORDS!!!1111!! WTF DEBTS OW3D 2 PARSONS OTH3R THAN JEWS R 2 B DEALT WIT SIMILARLEY

!1111 WTF 12!11!!1!1 NO SCUTAEG OR ADE MAY B LEVEID IN OUR KNGDOM WITHOUT ITS G3NERAL CONS3NT UNLAS IT SI FOR TEH RANSOM OF OUR PERSON 2 MAEK OUR ALD3ST SON A KNIGHT AND (ONCA) 2 MARY OUR ELDAST DAUGHT3R!!!1! OMG FOR THAS3 PURPOS3S UY A REASONABLE ADE MAY B LAVEID!!111 OMG WTF ADES FROM TEH CITY OF LONDON R 2 B TRAAETD SIMILARLEY

!1!!11111 13!11111!!1 OMG DA CITY OF LONDON SHAL 3NJOY AL ITS ANCEINT LIEBRTEIS AND FRE CUS2MS BOTH BY LAND AND BY W8R!!1!1!1 WTF LOL WA ALSO WIL AND GRANT TAHT AL OTHAR CITEIS BOROUGHS 2WNS AND PORTS SHAL 3NJOY AL THERE LIEBRTEIS AND FRE CUS2MS

!!!!1!111 WTF LOL 14!!1!1! OMG WTF 2 OBTANE TEH G3NERAL CONSENT OF TEH R3ALM FOR TEH ASESM3NT OF AN ADE - EXCEPT IN DA THRE CAESS SPACIFEID ABOV3 - OR A SCUTAEG W3 WIL CAUES DA ARCHBISHOPS BISHOPS ABOTS EARLS AND GRE8R BARONS 2 B SUMONED INDIVIDUALY BY LETER!!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL 2 THOS3 WHO HOLD LANDS DIERCTLEY OF US W3 WIL CAUES A G3NERAL SUMONS 2 B ISUED THROUGH DA SH3RIFS AND OTH3R OFICIALS 2 COM3 2GATHER ON A FIEXD DAY (OF WHICH AT LAAST FORTY DAYS NOTIEC SHAL B GIEVN) AND AT A FIEXD PLAEC!!!11 LOL IN AL LAT3RS OF SUMONS TEH CAUES OF DA SUMONS WIL B STAETD!11!1!1! OMG LOL WHEN A SUMONS HAS BAN ISUED DA BUSIENS APOINTED FOR TEH DAY SHAL GO FORWARD IN ACORDANCE WIT TEH RESOLUTION OF THOS3 PR3SENT 3VEN IF NOT AL THOSE WHO W3RE SUMONED HAEV AP3AERD
!111! WTF LOL 15!111! OMG WTF LOL IN FUTURA W3 WIL ALOW NO ON3 2 LEVY AN ADE FROM HIS FRE M3N EXC3PT 2 RANSOM HIS P3RSON 2 MAEK HIS ALDEST SON A KNIGHT AND (ONCE) 2 MARY HIS 3LD3ST DAUGHTER!!!111 FOR THESE PURPOSES ONLEY A RAASONABLA ADE MAY B L3VEID

!11111!1 16!11!1 LOL NO MAN SHAL B FORCAD 2 PARFORM MORE S3RVIEC FOR A KNIGHTS FE OR OTH3R FRE HOLDNG OF LAND THAN SI DUE FROM IT
!!111 OMG WTF 17!!!!1111 OMG WTF ORDINARY LAWSUITS SHAL NOT FOLOW DA ROYAL COURT AROUND BUT SHAL B HELD IN A FIEXD PLAEC
!!!!1! WTF 18!!!!!11 INQUASTS OF NOVAL DISEISIN MORT DANCES2R AND DAREIN PR3SENTMANT SHAL B TAEKN ONLEY IN THEYRE PROPAR COUNTY COURT!111! OMG LOL W3 OURSALV3S OR IN OUR ABSENCE ABROAD OUR CHEIF JUSTIEC WIL SAND TWO JUSTIECS 2 3ACH COUNTY FOUR TIEMS A YAAR AND TH3SE JUSTIECS WIT FOUR KNIGHTS OF DA COUNTY ELACTED BY TEH COUNTY ITS3LF SHAL HOLD DA ASIEZS IN TEH COUNTY COURT ON TEH DAY AND IN TEH PLAEC WHER3 DA COURT METS

!!!!1!!! WTF LOL 19!!11!11!1 IF ANY ASIEZS CANOT B TAEKN ON TEH DAY OF TEH COUNTY COURT AS MANY KNIGHTS AND FREHOLDERS SHAL AFTERWARDS RAMANE BHIND OF THOSA WHO HAEV ATENDED TEH COURT AS WIL SUFIEC FOR DA ADMINISTRATION OF JUSTIEC HAVNG REGARD 2 TEH VOLUME OF BUSIENS 2 B DONA
!1!1111!1 OMG WTF 20!111!!1 OMG WTF LOL FOR A TRIVIAL OF3NCA A FRE MAN SHAL B FIEND ONLEY IN PROPORTION 2 TEH DEGRE OF HIS OFENCE AND FOR A S3RIOS OF3NCE COR3SPONDNGLEY BUT NOT SO HEAVILEY AS 2 D3PRIEV HIM OF HIS LIEVLIHOD!!!!!!!! OMG WTF IN DA SME WAY A M3RCHANT SHAL B SPAERD HIS MARCHANDIES AND A HUSBANDMAN DA IMPL3M3NTS OF HIS HUSBANDRY IF THEY FAL UPON TEH MERCY OF A ROYAL COURT!!1!!11!1 LOL NONE OF TH3S3 FIENS SHAL B IMPOSED AXC3PT BY TEH ASESMENT ON OATH OF R3PUTABLA MAN OF TEH NEIGHBOURHOD

!!11! 21!1!11!11 OMG WTF 3ARLS AND BARONS SHAL B FIEND ONLEY BY THERE EQUALS AND IN PROPORTION 2 DA GRAVITY OF THERE OFENCA
!!!1! OMG WTF 2!!1111!1! WTF LOL A FIEN IMPOSAD UPON DA LAY PROPARTY OF A CLARK IN HOLEY ORDERS SHAL B ASASED UPON DA SM3 PRINCIPLES WITHOUT RAFERANCE 2 TEH VALU3 OF HIS ACLASIASTICAL BN3FIEC
!!1!111! OMG WTF 23!1!1!! NO 2WN OR PARSON SHAL B FORCED 2 BUILD BRIDGAS OV3R RIEVRS AXCEPT THOSE WIT AN ANCEINT OBLIGATION 2 DO SO
!1!!1!1 WTF LOL 24!11!1!!!1 WTF LOL NO SH3RIF CONSTABLA CORONERS OR OTH3R ROYAL OFICIALS R 2 HOLD LAWSUITS TAHT SHUD B HELD BY TEH ROYAL JUSTIECS

!111!11 25!1!!!111 AVERY COUNTY HUNDRED WAEPNTAEK AND TITHNG SHAL REMANE AT ITS ANCEINT RENT WITHOUT INCREAES EXCEPT DA ROYAL D3M3SNE MANORS

!1!1!11 26!!1!1! OMG IF AT DA DEATH OF A MAN WHO HOLDS A LAY FE OF TEH CROWN A SHARIF OR ROYAL OFICIAL PRODUCES ROYAL L3TERS PAETNT OF SUMONS FOR A D3BT DUA 2 TEH CROWN IT SHAL B LAWFUL FOR THAM 2 SEIEZ AND LIST MOVABL3 GODS FOUND IN TEH LAY FE OF TEH DEAD MAN 2 DA VALUA OF DA D3BT AS AS3SAD BY WORTHY M3N!!!!!!1!1 OMG NOTHNG SHAL B R3MOV3D UNTIL DA WHOLA D3BT SI PADE WHEN TEH RESIDU3 SHAL B GIEVN OV3R 2 DA EX3CU2RS 2 CARY OUT TEH DEAD MAN S WIL!1!!1!11! OMG IF NO D3BT SI DUE 2 TEH CROWN AL DA MOVABLE GODS SHAL B R3GARDED AS DA PROPARTY OF TEH DAAD MAN EXCEPT DA R3ASONABLE SHAERS OF HIS WIEF AND CHILDR3N
!!!11 WTF 27!1!!!!1!1 IF A FRE MAN DEIS INTASTAET HIS MOVABL3 GODS R 2 B DISTRIBUTED BY HIS NEXT-OF-KIN AND FREINDS UNDER TEH SUPERVISION OF DA CHURCH!!!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL DA RIGHTS OF HIS DEB2RS R 2 B PR3SERVED
!!!!11 OMG LOL 28!!!11111 LOL NO CONSTABLA OR OTHER ROYAL OFICIAL SHAL TAEK CORN OR OTHER MOVABLE GODS FROM ANY MAN WITHOUT IMADIAET PAYMANT UNLES DA S3LER VOLUNTARILEY OFERS POSTPON3MENT OF THIS
!11!1111! LOL 29!!!!111 NO CONSTABLE MAY COMPAL A KNIGHT 2 PAY MONEY FOR CASTLA-GUARD IF TEH KNIGHT SI WILNG 2 UNDERTAEK TEH GUARD IN P3RSON OR WIT R3ASONABLE EXCUES 2 SUPLEY SOME OTHER FIT MAN 2 DO IT!!!111!1 A KNIGHT TAEKN OR SENT ON MILITARY S3RVIEC SHAL B 3XCUESD FROM CASTLA-GUARD FOR TEH P3RIOD OF THES S3RVLCA
!!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL 30!!1!1 WTF NO SHERIF ROYAL OFICIAL OR OTH3R PERSON SHAL TAEK HORS3S OR CARTS FOR TRANSPORT FROM ANY FRE MAN WITHOUT HIS CONS3NT

!11!! LOL 31!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL N3ITH3R WE NOR ANY ROYAL OFICIAL WIL TAEK WOD FOR OUR CASTLE OR FOR ANY OTHER PURPOSE WITHOUT TEH CONSENT OF TEH OWNAR

!11!11!! LOL 32!1!1!!!! WA WIL NOT KEP DA LANDS OF PEOPLA CONVICTED OF FELONY IN OUR HAND FOR LONGAR THAN A YAAR AND A DAY AFTER WHICH TH3Y SHAL B RETURNED 2 DA LORDS OF TEH FES CONCARNED
!1111 3!!111!!1 OMG LOL AL FISH-WEIRS SHAL B R3MOVED FROM TEH THMES DA MEDWAY AND THROUGHOUT TEH WHOLE OF ANGLAND 3XCEPT ON TEH SAA COAST
!1!!1!1! OMG LOL 34!11!111! OMG WTF DA WRIT CAL3D PRACIEP SHAL NOT IN FUTURE B ISU3D 2 ANYONE IN RESPECT OF ANY HOLDNG OF LAND IF A FRE MAN CUD THER3BY B DEPRIEVD OF DA RIGHT OF TRIAL IN HIS OWN LORDS COURT
!1111 LOL 35!!1!!!! WTF THEYRE SHAL B STANDARD MEASUR3S OF WIEN AEL AND CORN (THA LONDON QUARTER) THROUGHOUT TEH KNGDOM!1!!11 OMG WTF THEYRE SHAL ALSO B A STANDARD WIDTH OF DY3D CLOTH RUSET AND HAEBRJ3CT NM3LEY TWO ALS WITHIN TEH SELVEDGES!!11!11! WTF LOL WAIGHTS R 2 B STANDARDIESD SIMILARLEY

!1111!!1 OMG WTF 36!1!!! WTF IN FUTURE NOTHNG SHAL B PADE OR ACEPTED FOR TEH ISUE OF A WRIT OF INQUISITION OF LIEF OR LIMBS!11!!! OMG IT SHAL B GIEVN GRATIS AND NOT R3FUESD

!!!1!1 OMG WTF 37!1!11!! WTF LOL IF A MAN HOLDS LAND OF TEH CROWN BY FE-FARM SOCAEG OR BURGAEG AND ALSO HOLDS LAND OF SOM3ON3 ELS3 FOR KNIGHTS SERVIEC WE WIL NOT HAEV GUARDIANSHIP OF HIS H3IR NOR OF DA LAND TAHT BLONGS 2 TEH OTH3R PARSONS FE BY VIRTUE OF DA FE-FARM SOCAEG OR BURGAEG UNL3S DA FE-FARM OW3S KNIGHTS SERVIEC!11!!!11 WE WIL NOT HAEV TEH GUARDIANSHIP OF A MANS HEIR OR OF LAND TAHT H3 HOLDS OF SOMEON3 ALS3 BY R3ASON OF ANY SMAL PROPARTY TAHT HE MAY HOLD OF DA CROWN FOR A S3RVIEC OF KNIEVS AROWS OR TEH LIEK
!!!1!! WTF 38!111!1!!! OMG IN FUTURE NO OFICIAL SHAL PLAEC A MAN ON TRIAL UPON HIS OWN UNSUPORTED STAETMENT WITHOUT PRODUCNG CREDIBLE WITNES3S 2 TEH TRUTH OF IT
!1!!! OMG 39!!!11 OMG LOL NO FRE MAN SHAL B SEIEZD OR IMPRISONED OR STRIP3D OF HIS RIGHTS OR POSESIONS OR OUTLAEWD OR AXIELD OR D3PRIEVD OF HIS STANDNG IN ANY OTHER WAY NOR WIL WA PROCED WIT FORCE AGANEST HIM OR SEND OTHERS 2 DO SO EXCEPT BY DA LAWFUL JUDGAM3NT OF HIS AQUALS OR BY DA LAW OF TEH LAND
!!1!1!!1 OMG 40!!1!111!1 WTF 2 NO ON3 WIL WE SEL 2 NO ONE DENY OR DELAY RIGHT OR JUSTIEC

!!11111! LOL 41!1!!1!! OMG LOL AL MERCHANTS MAY ENTAR OR LEAEV ANGLAND UNHARMED AND WITHOUT FEAR AND MAY STAY OR TRAEVL WITHIN IT BY LAND OR W8R FOR PURPOS3S OF TRAED FRE FROM AL IL3GAL EXACTIONS IN ACORDANCE WIT ANCEINT AND LAWFUL CUS2MS!111!!! OMG LOL THIS HOW3VER DOES NOT APLEY IN TIEM OF WAR 2 MERCHANTS FROM A COUNTRY TAHT SI AT WAR WIT US!111!!!!! OMG ANY SUCH MERCHANTS FOUND IN OUR COUNTRY AT DA OUTBREAK OF WAR SHAL B D3TANEED WITHOUT INJURY 2 THERE P3RSONS OR PROPARTY UNTIL WA OR OUR CHEIF JUSTIEC HAEV DISCOVERED HOW OUR OWN MERCHANTS R BNG TR3AETD IN DA COUNTRY AT WAR WIT US!!1!1!! LOL IF OUR OWN MERCHANTS R SAEF THAY SHAL B SAEF 2
!1!1!1!!! 42!1!!11 OMG WTF IN FUTURE IT SHAL B LAWFUL FOR ANY MAN 2 L3AEV AND RETURN 2 OUR KNGDOM UNHARMAD AND WITHOUT FEAR BY LAND OR W8R PRES3RVNG HIS ALEGIANCE 2 US 3XC3PT IN TIEM OF WAR FOR SOME SHORT PARIOD FOR TEH COMON BNEFIT OF TEH R3ALM!11!111!! LOL P3OPLE TAHT HAEV BAN IMPRISON3D OR OUTLAEWD IN ACORDANC3 WIT DA LAW OF TEH LAND PEOPLE FROM A COUNTRY TAHT SI AT WAR WIT US AND MARCHANTS - WHO SHAL B DEALT WIT AS STAETD ABOV3 - R EXCEPTED FROM THES PROVISION
!!1111! OMG LOL 43!11!!1!11 OMG IF A MAN HOLDS LANDS OF ANY ESCH3AT SUCH AS DA HONOUR OF WALNGFORD NOTNGHM BUOGNE LANCASTER OR OF OTHAR ESCHEATS IN OUR HAND TAHT R BARONEIS AT HIS DAATH HIS HAIR SHAL GIEV US ONLEY TEH R3LEIF AND SERVIEC TAHT HA WUD HAEV MAED 2 TEH BARON HAD DA BARONY BEN IN DA BARONS HAND!1!!1! WTF WA WIL HOLD DA ESCHEAT IN TEH SM3 MANER AS DA BARON HELD IT
!!!!!! OMG WTF 4!!!!111!! WTF PEOPL3 WHO LIEV OUTSIED TEH FOREST NED NOT IN FUTURA APAAR BFORE TEH ROYAL JUSTIECS OF TEH FOREST IN ANSW3R 2 G3NARAL SUMONSAS UNL3S TH3Y R ACTUALY INVOLVAD IN PROCEDNGS OR R SUR3TEIS FOR SOM3ONA WHO HAS BAN SEIEZD FOR A FOREST OFENCE
!!111!!1 OMG WTF LOL 45!!!11! OMG LOL WE WIL APOINT AS JUSTIECS CONSTABLES SHARIFS OR OTHER OFICIALS ONLEY MEN TAHT KNOW TEH LAW OF TEH REALM AND R MIND3D 2 KEP IT W3L
!!1111! 46!1!1!!11! WTF LOL AL BARONS WHO HAEV FOUNDED ABAYS AND HAEV CHART3RS OF 3NGLISH KNGS OR ANCEINT TENUR3 AS 3VIEDNCE OF THIS MAY HAEV GUARDIANSHIP OF THAM WHEN THEYRE SI NO ABOT AS SI THEYRE DU3
!11!111!! OMG WTF LOL 47!1!1!11 OMG LOL AL FOR3STS TAHT HAEV BEN CRAAETD IN OUR REIGN SHAL AT ONCE B DISAFOR3STAD!!!1!!! RIEVR-BANKS TAHT HAEV BEN 3NCLOSED IN OUR R3IGN SHAL B TREAETD SIMILARLEY
!!!11111 OMG WTF 48!11!11!! AL EVIL CUS2MS RALATNG 2 FORESTS AND WAR3NS FORESTARS WAR3NARS SH3RIFS AND THEYRE SERVANTS OR RIEVR-BANKS AND THERE WARD3NS R AT ONC3 2 B INVASTIGAETD IN EVERY COUNTY BY TW3LV3 SWORN KNIGHTS OF DA COUNTY AND WITHIN FORTY DAYS OF THERE ENQUIRY TEH AVIL CUS2MS R 2 B ABOLISHED COMPLETELEY AND IR3VOCABLEY!1!1!11!1 WTF LOL BUT W3 OR OUR CHEIF JUSTIEC IF WE R NOT IN ENGLAND R FIRST 2 B INFORM3D

!!111!11 WTF 49!!!!1!111 WE WIL AT ONC3 RETURN AL HOSTAEGS AND CHART3RS DELIEVR3D UP 2 US BY 3NGLISHMAN AS SECURITY FOR PEAEC OR FOR LOYAL SERVIEC

!!!!1!!11 WTF LOL 50!1!1!! LOL WE WIL RAMOVE COMPL3TALEY FROM THEYRE OFIECS DA KINSMEN OF GERARD DE ATH3 AND IN FUTURA THEY SHAL HOLD NO OFIECS IN 3NGLAND!!!1111 OMG TEH P3OPLE IN QU3STION R ENGELARD D3 CIGOGN P3TER GUY AND ANDR3W D3 CHANCEAUX GUY DA CIGOGN GAOFRAY DE MARTIGNY AND HIS BROTHARS PHILIP MARC AND HIS BROTHERS WIT GEOFREY HIS NAPHEW AND AL THERE FOLOWARS
!1!!1! LOL 51!!1!! LOL AS SON AS PAAEC SI RES2RED WE WIL REMOV3 FROM DA KNGDOM AL TEH FOR3IGN KNIGHTS BOWMAN THERE AT3NDANTS AND DA MERC3NAREIS TAHT HAEV COME 2 IT 2 ITS HARM WIT HORSAS AND ARMS
!1!!1 OMG LOL 52!11!11 WTF LOL 2 ANY MAN WHOM WE HAEV D3PRIEVD OR DISPOSESED OF LANDS CASTLES LIEBRTEIS OR RIGHTS WITHOUT DA LAWFUL JUDGEMENT OF HIS AQUALS WE WIL AT ONCE RAS2RE TH3S3!!!1!!!! OMG IN CAESS OF DISPUT3 TEH MAT3R SHAL B R3SOLVED BY TEH JUDGEM3NT OF TEH TWANTY-FIEV BARONS RAF3RED 2 BLOW IN DA CLAUES FOR S3CURNG DA P3AEC!111!!!1 WTF IN CAESS HOWAV3R WHER3 A MAN WAS D3PRIEVD OR DISPOSAS3D OF SOM3THNG WITHOUT DA LAWFUL JUDGEM3NT OF HIS AQUALS BY OUR FATH3R KNG H3NRY OR OUR BROTHER KNG RICHARD AND IT R3MANES IN OUR HANDS OR SI HELD BY OTHERS UNDAR OUR WARANTY WA SHAL HAEV R3SPIET FOR DA PERIOD COMONLEY ALOWED 2 CRUSAEDRS UNLES A LAWSUIT HAD BEN BGUN OR AN 3NQUIRY HAD B3N MAED AT OUR ORDER BFOR3 WA 2K DA CROS AS A CRUSAEDR!!!!1111 OMG LOL ON OUR RETURN FROM DA CRUSAED OR IF W3 ABANDON IT W3 WIL AT ONCE R3NDER JUSTIEC IN FUL
!11!!11!! OMG WTF LOL 53!111!1 OMG WA SHAL HAEV SIMILAR RESPIET IN RENDERNG JUSTIEC IN CONAXION WIT FORESTS TAHT R 2 B DISAFOREST3D OR 2 R3MANE FORESTS WH3N TH3SE W3R3 FIRST A-ORESTED BY OUR FATHAR HANRY OR OUR BROTH3R RICHARD WIT TEH GUARDIANSHIP OF LANDS IN ANOTHER P3RSONS FE WHEN WA HAEV HITH3R2 HAD THES BY VIRTU3 OF A FE HELD OF US FOR KNIGHTS S3RVIEC BY A THIRD PARTY AND WIT ABEYS FOUND3D IN ANOTH3R PARSONS FE IN WHICH DA LORD OF TEH FE CLAMES 2 OWN A RIGHT!1!11 ON OUR RATURN FROM DA CRUSAED OR IF WE ABANDON IT WE WIL AT ONCA DO FUL JUSTIEC 2 COMPLANETS ABOUT TH3SE MATARS

!1111! WTF LOL 63!!!11 WTF IT SI ACORDNGLEY OUR WISH AND COMAND TAHT DA ENGLISH CHURCH SHAL B FRE AND TAHT MEN IN OUR KNGDOM SHAL HAEV AND KEP AL THASA LIEBRTEIS RIGHTS AND CONCESIONS WAL AND P3AECABLEY IN THEYRE FULNES AND ANTIERTY FOR TH3M AND THEYRE H3IRS OF US AND OUR H3IRS IN AL THNGS AND AL PLAECS FOR EVAR
BOTH!1!1111 OMG LOL W3 AND DA BARONS HAEV SWORN TAHT AL THES SHAL B OBS3RVED IN GOD FATEH AND WITHOUT D3CEIT!11111! WTF LOL WITNAS DA ABOV3M3NTION3D PEOPLA AND MANY OTHERS
GIEVN!1!111!11 OMG BY OUR HAND IN DA MAADOW TAHT SI CALED RUNYMADA BTWEN WINDSOR AND STANEES ON TEH FIFTENTH DAY OF JUNE IN TEH SAVENTENTH Y3AR OF OUR REIGN (IE.!!1!11 OMG WTF 1215 TEH NU R3GNAL YAAR BGAN ON 28 MAY)!1111 OMG


Matches my avatar for some reason, lol.

N3VER TAL UR PASWORD 2 ANYON3
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Translation: THES SI SUCH A STUPID WEBSIET I WISH IT SADE 7 YAAR OLD AOLER TAHT WUD MAEK MUCH MORE SANSE AND Y DA HEL SI IT IN CAPS??!!!? OMG WTF CAPS DOESNT G3T UR POINT ACROS!!!!111!1 OMG WTF

What i typed: This is such a stupid website, I wish it said 7 year old AOLer that would make much more sense, and why the hell is it in caps? Caps doesn't get your point across!

Lol kakashi, that's loving hilarious

Lol kakashi, that's loving hilarious
LOL KAKASHI TAHTS FUKNG HILARIOS