English to 12 Year old AOLer translator

[Hectic]

Ita Kinda' gay all it is, is caps and a "WTF" or "OMG" In every few sentences. I honestly don't see how that website is a hit.

[Ad Bot]

[Regulith]

WE DA PAOPLE OF TEH UNIETD STAETS IN ORD3R 2 FORM A MORE PERF3CT UNION 3STABLISH JUSTIEC INSUR3 DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY PROVIED FOR TEH COMON DEF3NCE PROMOTE TEH G3NERAL WELFAER AND S3CURE TEH BL3SNGS OF LIEBRTY 2 OURS3LVAS AND OUR POST3RITY DO ORDANE AND 3STABLISH THES CONSTITUTION FOR DA UNIETD STAETS OF MERICA!!1111! WTF LOL

Ita Kinda' gay all it is, is caps and a "WTF" or "OMG" In every few sentences. I honestly don't see how that website is a hit.

Age:     12

:COKEIMONSTER:

[block dude]

I have no need for this particular website. It's pretty cool though. Now just look below. It looks handicapped I know.


I HAEV NO NED FOR THES PARTICULAR WEBSIET!!!1! OMG WTF ITS PRETY COL THOUGH!111!! OMG WTF LOL NOW JUST LOK BLOW!!1!11 WTF IT LOKS RATARDED I KNOW!!!!! OMG WTF LOL

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12-year olds love nursery rhymes!

ROK-A-BYE BABY IN DA TRE2P
WH3N TEH WIND BLOWS TEH CRADL3 WIL ROK
WHEN TEH BOUGH BR3AKS TEH CRADL3 WIL FAL
AND DOWN WIL COM3 BABY CRADL3 AND AL!1111111 OMG WTF
LONDON BRIDGE SI FALNG DOWN
FALNG DOWN FALNG DOWN
LONDON!1!11!1!! OMG WTF LOL BRIDGE SI FALNG DOWN
MY FARE LADY!11!1
HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WAL
HUMPTY!!111!1!! OMG WTF DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FAL
AL!111111 OMG TEH KNGS HORS3S AND AL DA KNGS MAN
CUDNT PUT HUMPTY 2GATHER AGANE
!!!11!1!!
Never heard of this one..
IN SPRNG I LOK GAY
DAKED IN COM3LEY ARAY
IN SUMER MORE CLOTHNG I WEAR
WHEN COLDAR IT GROWS
I FLNG OF MAH CLOTH3S
AND IN WINT3R QUIET NAEKD APEAR

!11!!!!1 LOL

[.::Taboo::.]

I am still laughing so hard at the sad sacks that are seriously insulted by this.