"Cross the road" jokes

[MackTheHunter]

I love making these things up. The original was

"Why did the Chicken cross the road?"

"To get to the other side."

I just thought this one up while playing TF2.

"Why did the Spy cross the road?"

"He didn't, he never really was on your side."

Ahem, readysetgo.

[Ad Bot]

[-Mike-]

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

[Fjeld]

Why did the prostitute cross the road?

Cause I told her to.

[DrMobius]

Why did the white guy cross the road?

To avoid the monday.

[Chriz]

Why did the white guy cross the road?

To avoid the monday.

brother u racis

Why did the plate cross the road?

PLATES DON'T loving WALK! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS!

[Niblic]

Why did that guy cross the road?

Why should I give a stuff?

[pixl]

Why did the richard cross the road?


He wanted to go brown town

[Chriz]

Why did the richard cross the road?


He wanted to go brown town

nice shark.

[Saxophone]

Lol, I have stupid one I made when I was like, 5:

"Why did the chick cross the road?"
"Cause he wanted to be a pancake!"

 
I laugh at my 5 year old mind.

"Why did the kid cross the road?"
"To get to the other slide."

[Leafsoo7]

why did the cookie monster cross the road?

he never did he just got ran over by a cookie truck



                                     

[chaseyqurt]

Why did the forum user cross the road?

To avoid this thread.

[General Nick]

Why did Master Chief cross the road?

Who cares, it means its a whole 'nother Halo game to be hyped about!

[pixl]

Why did the emo cross the road

he wanted to end his pusillanimous individual life

[TapeDeck]

why did my snake cross the road?

to get to the other vagina

(reference get?)

[lolzorz mcgee]

(reference get?)

no. :c