Author Topic: "Cross the road" jokes (Read 6591 times)

WhoDa? · October 01, 2009, 04:31:49 PM

Why did candlejack cross the road?

Becau-

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block dude · October 01, 2009, 04:42:21 PM

Quote from: WhoDa? on October 01, 2009, 04:31:49 PM

Why did candlejack cross the road?

Becau-

what is this i dont even

[-X-] · October 01, 2009, 04:53:51 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was stapled to the duck.

Tingalz · October 01, 2009, 05:10:26 PM

y did the cihken cros te rode

ur mom LOLOLLOLOOLLOL

Skyra · October 01, 2009, 05:17:23 PM

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

Netwars4 · October 01, 2009, 05:54:39 PM

There's a better one out there about peer pressure, but I can't find it.

chaseyqurt · October 01, 2009, 06:15:34 PM

Klayboxx · October 01, 2009, 07:24:20 PM

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

DoctorDeath · October 01, 2009, 07:45:05 PM

Quote from: WhoDa? on October 01, 2009, 04:31:49 PM

Why did candlejack cross the road?

Becau-

There's no dash. If you say Candlejack, you ju

goobler402 · October 01, 2009, 08:00:33 PM

why did yoda have to cross the road?

get to other side, he must

chaseyqurt · October 01, 2009, 08:16:59 PM

Quote from: DoctorDeath on October 01, 2009, 07:45:05 PM

There's no dash. If you say Candlejack, you ju

You're doing it wrong, if you say Candlejack, he takes you in the middle of your sentence, not right after you say his name.

Fortunately, I was not taken away due to the fact that, I do not believe in meme stuff.

TapeDeck · October 01, 2009, 09:01:08 PM

Quote from: chaseyqurt on October 01, 2009, 08:16:59 PM

You're doing it wrong, if you say Candeljack, he takes you in the middle of your sentence, not right after you say his name.

Fortunately, I was not taken away due to the fact that, I do not believe in meme stuff.

and you spelled it wrong

Deoxy99 · October 02, 2009, 12:55:06 AM

Why did a bicycle cross the road?

He was on Bicycle Truck to Bicycle Heaven!

Probably cool!

Why did Chaseyqurt's avatar (which is a cat bread) cross the road?

He wanted to be cut and served to the other cat breads!

Joeboy · October 02, 2009, 03:06:53 AM

Quote from: Deoxy99 on October 02, 2009, 12:55:06 AM

Why did a bicycle cross the road?

He was on Bicycle Truck to Bicycle Heaven!

Probably cool!

Why did Chaseyqurt's avatar (which is a cat bread) cross the road?

He wanted to be cut and served to the other cat breads!

Er, wat?

IceBlue · October 02, 2009, 08:18:35 AM

Why did the boy cross the road?

Because his mum threw a fridge at him.