Author Topic: Help Valve beat Nintendo! Finals! (Read 20964 times)

Chrono · October 15, 2009, 08:52:56 PM

Quote from: onyx6 on October 15, 2009, 08:50:56 PM

Well, you know that most people who play half life are pc fanboys.

Regardless, this isn't about PC vs Nintendo consoles. This is not about Valve vs Nintendo. This is not about HL vs Super Mario. This is about Gordon vs Mario.

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Fizzles · October 15, 2009, 09:32:12 PM

Quote from: onyx6 on October 15, 2009, 05:52:43 PM

YES! finally the PC gamers triumph over the horde of nintendo fangirls

back door

zz_tophat · October 16, 2009, 06:28:35 AM

Quote from: Chrono on October 15, 2009, 08:52:56 PM

Regardless, this isn't about PC vs Nintendo consoles. This is not about Valve vs Nintendo. This is not about HL vs Super Mario. This is about Gordon vs Mario.

PC > Nintendo
Valve > Nintendo
HL > Super mario
Gordon > Mario

/thread

laremere · October 16, 2009, 10:31:17 AM

No, it doesn't work that way.

Besides, the moment that the steam message went out and Valve completely destroyed the neutrality of the sample space this competition became worthless.

Niblic · October 16, 2009, 11:54:04 AM

Quote from: Chrono on October 15, 2009, 08:29:44 PM

I doubt Gordon could beat Bowser.

Equip Gravity Gun.
Take spiked balls.
Throw at Bowser 3 times.
Win.

(Hit Man) · October 16, 2009, 11:58:21 AM

Theres one thing i don't understa........ Wait a second....

Kerog · October 16, 2009, 08:02:24 PM

To congratulate Gordon's win, Steam is now selling anything Half-Life for half-off! Now's your chance to get Half-Life complete for only $21.99!

Chrono · October 16, 2009, 08:04:07 PM

Quote from: TacticGamer on October 16, 2009, 11:54:04 AM

Equip Gravity Gun.
Take spiked balls.
Throw at Bowser 3 times.
Win.

And how about in the older ones?
Gordon can't jump high. If he used any kind of weapon or tool on that whatever it is that's behind bowser, he'd end up killing himself.