Dwarf Fortress

[JJA0]

My officer sentenced himself to 40 days in prison and a beating for attacking a war dog during a tantrum!

He arrested himself for killing a dog. There are many things wrong with that.

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[Jacob/Lee]

He arrested himself for killing a dog. There are many things wrong with that.

Wrong, he wounded it.

And how can I drain a river long enough to add floodgates or walls?

[Jacob/Lee]

I'm using traps to get me some animals, I currently have..
llamas
Goats
turkeys
muskrats
heron
and geese.
Before you complain about these animals not existing,
http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/User:Chariot
Zoo mod 3.5

[JJA0]

I'm using traps to get me some animals, I currently have..
llamas
Goats
turkeys
muskrats
heron
and geese.
Before you complain about these animals not existing,
http://dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/User:Chariot
Zoo mod 3.5

Stop trying to suck me back into this game AHHH cat in my face!

[Jacob/Lee]

Stop trying to suck me back into this game AHHH cat in my face!

I'm not trying to suck YOU in i'm trying to EVERYONE ELSE in.

Before you abandon the game atleast read boatmurdered first.
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/intro.html

[nienhaus1]

I'm not trying to suck YOU in i'm trying to EVERYONE ELSE in.

Before you abandon the game atleast read boatmurdered first.
http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Boatmurdered/intro.html

jacob want to start a Bostmurdered of are own

[Antallion]

I was gonna get around to starting a succession but that kinda died in the head.
I'll probably start one when the new version comes out, do it real early so everyone is still noobs at it :P

[nienhaus1]

lol

[Jacob/Lee]

I was gonna get around to starting a succession but that kinda died in the head.
I'll probably start one when the new version comes out, do it real early so everyone is still noobs at it :P

lol,back to the tales

When I got a hammerdorf in an immigration He has 2 targets, the masterwork iron champion, or the leather wrestler, He chooses champion and BREAKS HIS ARM then he tries wrestler, breaks HIS FINGER

[Antallion]

Yeah, I realised after 2 deaths and one mauling that using adamantium warhammers for sparring wasn't working so well.

[Jacob/Lee]

I still (Even with "Seen always" on the local map) never got to digging into a glowing pit and finding adamantine

[nienhaus1]

I still (Even with "Seen always" on the local map) never got to digging into a glowing pit and finding adamantine

um ok

[Antallion]

Yeah, but this was on the Dwarf Heaven map.
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=32682.0
I managed to dig into the pit as well, but savescummed out. I'm waiting for the new version to start playing again though.

[nienhaus1]

Yeah, but this was on the Dwarf Heaven map.
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=32682.0
I managed to dig into the pit as well, but savescummed out. I'm waiting for the new version to start playing again though.

wow

[DoctorDeath]

I was managed a great fortress, then I hit 85 people and BAM!

No food almost instantly where I had just had tons, my farm wasn't functioning yet, people were dying in the halls, and dying hauling their friends to the refuse pile. Babbling dwarves were everywhere, driven insane by the lack of food. Then, three goblin ambushes were sprung at once. I ordered everyone in, shut the gate, and half my population died immediately.

I'm back down to 7 dwarves, so it's like starting with a really good fortress. Damn.