Chuck Norris-isms

[Whatisthis]

Awesome.... *eyes gleam*

[Ad Bot]

[-Mike-]

Mr T > Chuck Norris

chuck norris is stupid and mr T's cartoon was more awsome!!!

[Whatisthis]

>:O Don't make me get Chuck Norris to round-house kick you in the faec! *mispelling on purpose*

[Fizzles]

Chuck Norris doesn't T-Bag, he potato sacks. How do you think the Joker got his scars?

[Darkhawk]

Whats the first thing that goes through your mind when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you? His foot.
Chuck Norris, nuff said.

[Rekuddo]

Chuck Norris is so cool, he made Rambo Parodies in the 80's

[Dusty12]

Chuck Norris is an actor, exercise club-leader and a normal human being like everyone else.

[SuperToxic]

http://a1.vox.com/6a0109815e3139000d011017a81491860e-500pi

Some kid at my camp had that

[The Russian]

Red Bull is really just Chuck Norris's piss.

[Grumpy]

In Soviet Russia they go 1-70

[Healbadbad]

Chuck norris's balls are made of steel.

that's duke, dumbass.

chuck norris has titanium

[Mega713]

Chuck Norris was working on his truck once, but he accidently cut himself, and a drop of blood fell into the gas tank of the truck.

That truck today... is known as Optimus Prime.

[Klax]

Chuck Norris was working on his truck once, but he accidently cut himself, and a drop of blood fell into the gas tank of the truck.

That truck today... is known as Optimus Prime.

I heard it like this...

Chuck Norris was driving his truck on the highway, so he took a pee on the engine...we now know this vehicle as Optimus Prime

[Tom Gunn]

Chuck norris never had to shoot anyone because they were gone when he drew a pistol.

[Dr.Block]

Chuck Norris doesn't kick you in the back of the head, he kicks you in the back of the face.