Shower routines

[Mr.Patrick]

Take a piss
Jump in shower
wet hair
wash hair
wash tits
rub tits and masturbate until I get an climax
turn off shower
walk back to my room

[Ad Bot]

[Darkhawk]

Wow, just wow.
Open shower door,
Piss on the spider that always happens to be on the floor of the shower in the morning
Turn on water
Laugh at spider trying to crawl while flying down drain
Get in
Make water hot
Stand there for 10 minutes
Wash my hair,
Wash my body,
Clean ears,
Clean bellybutton,
Wash pubes,
Stand there for another ten minutes
Come to room and play on computer while drying.

[Inv3rted]

Take a piss
 in shower

I know all of you do.

[Mr.Patrick]

forget off Rex just because you do doesn't mean everyone does.

[IceBlue]

Get in shower
Shave regions
Feel lovey
Masterbate
Wash hair
stand there for 20 minutes until parents annoyed
Leave.

[Inv3rted]

forget off Rex just because you do doesn't mean everyone does.

forgetIN' DANES AND YOUR DANISH DANECUNTS.

[IceBlue]

forgetIN' DANES AND YOUR DANISH DANECUNTS.

Yes, I would like a danish.

[MackTheHunter]

Get in shower.
Rinse everything.
Shampewp.
Rince hair.
Bodywash.
Rince body.
Get out.

inb4 "I don't shower."

[Shinji]

• Get in.
• Wash hair/body with shampoo/bodywash
• Stand for 10-20 minutes
• Get out

[Wolf Scout]

• Turn on water
• Wait for it to get warm
• Get in shower
• Battle the ninjas who were waiting for me
• Throw the ninja pieces away
• Wash hair
• Condition hair
• Wash body
• Rinse Hair
• Get out

I call it the TWGBTWCWRG routine :3

[WRB852]

First day I:

Shampoo hair
Rinse
Wash face with soap
Rinse
Wash body with soap
Rinse

Next day I skip Shampooing my hair to retain my hair color.

[Zephyrs]

Get in shower.
Rinse everything.
Shampewp.
Rince hair.
Bodywash.
Rince body.
Get out.

inb4 "I don't shower."

I don't shower, ever.

You're a little late.

[Nimbus]

Today I:

• Got Undressed
• Turned on the Shower
• Got into the shower
• Washed my face
• Smoked some bong with Michael Phelps
• Took pictures proving Hillary Clinton is a man
• Helped Michael Jackson sneak across the border
• Got trapped inside a Giant Silver Weather Balloon
• Bit off Mike Tyson's ear
• Saw a therapist because Billy Mays' voice haunts me
• Became the first man to ride around the world in less than a year on a woman
• Bargained with old arabian people in a flea market
• Dissolved the local kool kids klub in my town
• Washed my hair
• Got out of the Shower

[block dude]

Get undressed stand out of shower for 5 min
step in
turn on hot
activate shower part
get water up my ass
do a backflip
save a kat
saw longcat
soap
randomly get boner
rinse off
hair
get out
slip
/faceplant
say ow
dry
trip
die

[Cheemo]

1. Step in the shower.
2. Get hair wet.
3. Shampoo.
4. Rinse.
5. ???
6. Profit!