Shower routines

[Nightmare-Duckie]

D: i dun leik u guise

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[Jaymz]

-snippy snip-

Really hot water feels good, its not the pain or anything. Its not like those wannabe emos who think its cool to cut there wrists. just feels good mang.

[Godik7]

-Get in
- get it as hot as loving possible
- watch my skin burn
- wash my hair NO CONDITIONER YOU loving GIRLIEMEN
- body wash
- get out and examine my back to see how burnt it is.
feels good man.

I'm sure you don't use shampoo either, with that attitude I wouldn't be surprised if you get lice, Mr. tough internet man.

Anyways,

•Start shower
•Adjust temp.
•Remove clothes
•Bodywash (Axe with loofah :D)
•Wash my face
•Shampoo
•Rinse
•Conditioner
•Rinse
•Rinse all
•Turn off then dry
•Apply clean clothes
•Brush teeth :)
•Done

[Kerog]

I always use a two in one (shampoo and conditioner) because I'm lazy. 

[Skyra]

Um nightmare-Duckie you pee in the shower?

[JJA0]

I have the longest true post. +_+

[Regulith]

1. Do clothes thing
2. Get in
3. Do that thing with soap and stuff
4. Do that hair thing
5. Get out
6. Do that thing with the towel
7. Do that clothes thing only backwards

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

step in shower
put soap in eyes
scream in pain
/end

[Bones4]

Sometimes I piss.

[General Nick]

I always piss in the toilet, but if I forget to I'll pee in the shower.

[Riot]

1) Step in shower
2) turn on water
3) step into the water and get body wet
4) soap wet body for 5 minutes
5) wet hair
6) Put soap win wet hair
7) brush teeth
8) wash face
9) wash off all soap
10) pee in shower
11) get out

[Sirrus]

Get in after water has run hot.
Rinse m'self.
Body wash w/ washcloth.
Shampoodles.
Rinse again
done.

Conditioner? I don't got time for that.

[Makanix]

Wait for water to heat up
get in
adjust temperature for 10-20 min.
Wash body
wash hair (shampoo and conditioner in one)
fall asleep standing...
Wake up cause someone is yelling at you
get out
freeze to death
get dry
brush teeth
type this on my iPod...

[Miga]

It depends. If it's a school day, I'm tired and I don't care:
Get in
Wash hair (shampoo only)
Wash body (body wash)
Attempt not to fall asleep
Get out
Dry off
Fall asleep for like 20 more minutes in my bed
Brush teeth.

On a day where I don't feel tired, where I care (usually weekends, I really don't care for school) and have time:
Get in
Wash hair (shampoo + conditioner)
Wash body completely
Stand there for a few minutes
Get bored
Get out, dry off
Brush teeth, apply Axe, comb hair, all that stuff.

[Packer]

I haven't searched the thread but did any one do a stupid one like

• Get in shower
• shampoo hair
• Shampoo tits
• Rub tits and masturbate for 5 minutes

?