Author Topic: Shower routines (Read 10279 times)

Kalphiter · October 17, 2009, 11:06:38 PM

Quote from: Inv3rted on September 26, 2009, 06:38:37 PM

can i tuch ur star fish

Quote from: Inv3rted on October 17, 2009, 10:59:25 PM

1. Get in shower.
2. Clean self, making sure to soap up star fish.
3. Get boner.
4. Fap, and poke finger in lubricated star fish.
5. Wash, rinse, repeat. (Pun intended.)

I sense you're immature often.

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Justin K. · October 17, 2009, 11:08:07 PM

Quote from: Bones4 on October 17, 2009, 11:04:46 PM

I l'dol.

lol'd backwards?

Lol

Bisjac · October 17, 2009, 11:08:22 PM

1 whitener pre mouthwash as i get in shower
2 shave face in shower with that gay little makeup mirror
3 trim pubes if needed
4 body wash
5 color protector conditioner
6 shampoo
- get out -
7 brush teef
8 2nd mouthwash, alcohol one
9 touch up tweeze unibrow
10 deodorant
11 hair spray
12 guy body spray that smells perty

Kalphiter · October 17, 2009, 11:09:27 PM

Quote from: Bones4 on October 17, 2009, 11:04:46 PM

I l'dol.

I d'lol*

WhatevaGuy · October 17, 2009, 11:09:46 PM

Quote from: Inv3rted on October 17, 2009, 11:06:22 PM

Moral: it is now, friend.

Agh, I suppose it is.
Damn.

Bones4 · October 17, 2009, 11:10:48 PM

Quote from: Justin K. on October 17, 2009, 11:08:07 PM

lol'd backwards?

Lol

Are you serious?

Quote from: Kalphiter on October 17, 2009, 11:09:27 PM

I d'lol*

You guys are slow. Or morons.

Ryuu · October 17, 2009, 11:11:12 PM

Quote from: Bisjac on October 17, 2009, 11:08:22 PM

12 guy body spray that smells perty

Can I smellz you?

Quote from: Bones4 on October 17, 2009, 11:10:48 PM

Are you serious?

He is..

Bisjac · October 17, 2009, 11:12:05 PM

rule; MUST have a shower head that comes down on a hose for rinsing hair. for a whole week after a fresh dye, must not let shampooed hair rinse down face.
that stuff will make purple stripes that will stay on my face for days

Inv3rted · October 17, 2009, 11:12:43 PM

Quote from: Kalphiter on October 17, 2009, 11:06:38 PM

I sense you're immature often.

stuff u cald me out

You're the one who got edit and locking in Drama removed, anyway.

Ryuu · October 17, 2009, 11:13:21 PM

Quote from: Bisjac on October 17, 2009, 11:12:05 PM

rule; MUST have a shower head that comes down on a hose for rinsing hair. for a whole week after a fresh dye, must not let shampooed hair rinse down face.
that stuff will make purple stripes that will stay on my face for days

Quote from: Ryuu on October 17, 2009, 11:11:12 PM

Can I smellz you?

Slugger · October 17, 2009, 11:13:26 PM

1. Get in
2. Shampoo
3. Wash with the body wash
4. Apply backscratcher
5. Rinse hair
6. Condition hair
7. Rinse face
8. Dry
9. Use the toilet
10. Apply my smell good stuff
11. Done

A.R.C. · October 17, 2009, 11:13:28 PM

Quote from: Bisjac on October 17, 2009, 11:12:05 PM

that stuff will make purple stripes that will stay on my face for days

Your hair is purple?
:o

Justin K. · October 17, 2009, 11:13:58 PM

Quote from: Bones4 on October 17, 2009, 11:10:48 PM

You guys are slow. Or morons.

Quote from: Ryuu on October 17, 2009, 11:11:12 PM

Can I smellz you?
He is..

Lol

In all honestly, i wasn't being serious. It was a bad joke

Inv3rted · October 17, 2009, 11:14:03 PM

Quote from: A.R.C. on October 17, 2009, 11:13:28 PM

Your hair is purple?
:o

Old.

Ryuu · October 17, 2009, 11:23:32 PM

Quote from: Slugger on October 17, 2009, 11:13:26 PM

4. Apply backscratcher

Lol'd.