Shower routines

[Spockticus]

Take of clothes
Turn on water
Adjust to warmth
Scare off however many walruses there are
Wash hair
Wash body
Get out
Kindly motion the walruses back in
Put on clothes
Turn off water

[Ad Bot]

[Klax]

Get naked.
Turn on water.
get in watter.
put stuff in hair.
wash body.
wash face.
rinse hair.
turn off water.
dry off.
get dressed.

[JJA0]

1. Enter bathroom
2. Take stuff
3. Continue taking extremely long stuff
4. Finish stuff
5. Undress
6. Get into shower
7. Turn on water and feel frezeing water on feet
8. Jump out
9. Adjust water from outside tub
10. Activate shower-head
11. Get back into shower
12. Slowly creep into stream of water
13. Apply soap/conditioner
14. Get body soap out of cabinet because my mom used it all again
15. Mutter
16. Return to shower
17. Take piss because i forgot to before starting shower
18. ahhhhh
19. Soap body avoiding eyes
20. Drop soap on foot
21. Slip on the soap
22. Hit head against wall
23. Swear
24. Clean body
25. God dam conditioner is burning my head now
26. Wash of conditioner
27. Stand in shower for a few min
28. Slip on godam soap that fell again
29. Avoid getting hurt
30. Turn off shower avoiding the loving soap that is trying to kill me
31. Impale soap to wall so it doesn’t fall again
32. Get out of shower
33. Remember I left my towel in the computer room when i was getting my clothes
34. Swear
35. Swear some more
35. Streak through house to get towel
36. Retrieved towel
37. Return to bathroom
38. Dry off
39. Get dressed
40. Brush teeth and hair

[Visage]

-Get in
- get it as hot as loving possible
- watch my skin burn
- wash my hair NO CONDITIONER YOU loving GIRLIEMEN
- body wash
- get out and examine my back to see how burnt it is.
feels good man.

I always get my shower to max hotness the cold is completely off after 15 minutes of slowly building my tolerance, I dunno if it is as hot as other people's would be with the cold turned all the way off, but I am bright red when I get out.

[Caution]

1) Enter bathroom.
2) Close door.
3) Open drawer.
4) Grab toothpaste.
5) Grab toothbrush.
6) Set both on counter.
7) Get naked.
8) Turn on shower.
9) Wait for warm water.
10) Step into shower.
11) Adjust water temperature.
12) Spritz shampoo into hand.
13) Rub shampoo into scalp.
14) Rinse.
15) Grab loofa.
16) Spritz body wash onto loofa.
17) Scrub body.
18) Rinse body.
19) Grab toothpaste and toothbrush.
20) Put toothpaste on toothbrush.
21) Get brush wet.
22) Insert into mouth.
23) Brush.
24) Spit.
25) Face water, insert water into mouth.
26) Spit.
27) Repeat rinse of mouth.
28) Stand there for three minutes thinking.
29) Turn off water.
30) Pull back curtain.
31) Step out.
32) Grab towel, pat dry.

I could go into more detail.

[Klax]

I havnt read every post, but i havnt seen anyone "jack-off" yet 

[WhatevaGuy]

I havnt read every post, but i havnt seen anyone "jack-off" yet 

It's called 'fapping'.
Get wit da lingo, boi.

[Inv3rted]

I havnt read every post, but i havnt seen anyone "jack-off" yet 

derp

[WhatevaGuy]

derp

What's that even mean, anyhow?

[Inv3rted]

Usually used when referring to oneself, but I use it for general stupidity.

[Klax]

What's that even mean, anyhow?

Idk...i used "fap" at school and every one was "dude...its called  jacking off..."  so im leik wut eva!

[Chrono]

1. Why? That's not healthy.
2. "                                 "
3. You're a loving idiot.
4. ...
5. You aren't cool because you put yourself through suffering, all that does it make people see you as insane! Seriously, getting hurt =/= cool.

huurrrr

[Nightmare-Duckie]

1) Walk to bathroom
2) Close and lock door
3) Find a towel
4) Hang it up
5) Get undressed
6) Spend 5 minutes complimenting myself on my body
7) Examine pubes
8) Say "I'll shave them later"
9) Use toilet
10) Start water
11) Make the water the perfect warmth
12) Step in shower
13) Lay out everything I need for cleaning myself
14) Stand in the water for a bit thinking about the world and everything
15) Pour dandruff shampoo:( into hand
16) Spread it around my head
17) Let it sit while thinking about the world some more
18) Rinse it out
19) Sit in the water
20) Think about all the girls I would want to get with
21) Fap out the thoughts
22) Remember that I didn't flush the toilet
23) Get out soaking wet
24) Flush toilet
25) Hop back into burning water
26) Have the water go back down to normal warmth
27) Rinse teeth in the water
28) Find body soap
29) Rub the soap everywhere
30) Get another boner from rubbing
31) Let that boner go away
32) Piss
33) Drop the soap
34) While bending over to pick it up, think about prison
35) Think of a joke to play on people the next day at school
36) Switch into scientific thinking mode
37) Have the hot water run out
38) Gritting my teeth to continue in the freezing shower
39) Tell myself that there are people in the world that would kill for a shower this hot
40) Jump out
41) Whine about how my hair looks better when wet
42) Wrap towel around myself
43) Run to my room
44) Put on some pajama pants and any shirt i can find
45) Get a snack
46) Turn on my computer
47) Type in "Blockland Forums" in Google
48) Go to the Off Topic section
49) Find a topic, read and type a reply there
50) Press send

I currently have the longest list :D

[Klax]

-eidt-
I currently have the most pointless list :D

Fixed

[Visage]

34) While bending over to pick it up, think about prison
35) Get another boner

That is what I was expecting, you disappointed me.