Author Topic: Shower routines  (Read 12065 times)


  • Start Shower
  • Take off cloths
  • Get into shower
  • Eat Breakfast
  • Get Dressed
  • Get Schoolwork Ready
  • Leave my house
  • Get in Car
  • Drive to School
  • Sleep through School
  • Get Home
  • Do homework
  • Party with my friends
  • Go to bed
  • Get out of my shower

  • Start Shower
  • Take off cloths
  • Get into shower
  • Eat Breakfast
  • Get Dressed
  • Get Schoolwork Ready
  • Leave my house
  • Get in Car
  • Drive to School
  • Sleep through School
  • Get Home
  • Do homework
  • Party with my friends
  • Go to bed
  • Get out of my shower
Lol'd so hard.

I stand for 30 minutes running through "what if" scenarios like what if today I learned how to freeze time (which would lead to me planning lots of rapes). Then I snap out of it and go OH stuff and accidentally use soap in my hair and shampoo on my body in a rush to finish.
I do the same. :D

tyyuiyghkjseg

You got one of those new-fangled magic showers?

I want one of those :(

1.Get in bathroom and lock door.
2.Hang towel over shower curtain.
3.Turn on water and stick hand under water.
4.Get nude while shower is running.
5.Get in shower.
6.Stuck arms ,legs ,and torso in running water.
7.Apply soap to said areas.
8.Wash soap off.
9.Turn off water.
10.Dry with towel hanging on the shower curtain.
11.Put on underwear and pajamas.
12.Put on glasses.
13.Unlock door and leave bathroom.
14.Do nothing bathroom related.
Long list?

I think fapping in the shower is kinda pointless, I mean, whats there to fap to? Shower curtains? Well I guess if you got some Sears magazines or something in there it'd be alright. Anyway:
-Get in
-Wash hair
-Wash self
-Stand/sit in shower and think about ideas for stuff for 15 minutes or so
-Get out

@Nimbus
Holy stuff you do all that in your shower? :o

  • Start Shower
  • Take off cloths
  • Get into shower
  • Eat Breakfast
  • Get Dressed
  • Get Schoolwork Ready
  • Leave my house
  • Get in Car
  • Drive to School
  • Sleep through School
  • Get Home
  • Do homework
  • Party with my friends
  • Go to bed
  • Get out of my shower
How do you do all that in a shower? Do people come in?


How do you do all that in a shower? Do people come in?

My shower is a portal into a parallel universe. Lots of things come into the shower, very few go out ;D

My shower is a portal into a parallel universe. Lots of things come into the shower, very few go out ;D
Let me guess the things that don't come out. Hot woman.

I think fapping in the shower is kinda pointless, I mean, whats there to fap to? Shower curtains? Well I guess if you got some Sears magazines or something in there it'd be alright.
Some peopple have something called an imagination.

-Get in
- get it as hot as loving possible
- watch my skin burn
- wash my hair NO CONDITIONER YOU loving GIRLIEMEN
- body wash
- get out and examine my back to see how burnt it is.
feels good man.

-Get in
- 1. get it as hot as loving possible
- 2. watch my skin burn
- wash my hair 3. NO CONDITIONER YOU loving GIRLIEMEN
- body wash
- 4. get out and examine my back to see how burnt it is.
5. feels good man.

1. Why? That's not healthy.
2. "                                 "
3. You're a loving idiot.
4. ...
5. You aren't cool because you put yourself through suffering, all that does it make people see you as insane! Seriously, getting hurt =/= cool.

Some peopple have something called an imagination.
Still kinda weird :P

-Get in
- get it as hot as loving possible
- watch my skin burn
- wash my hair NO CONDITIONER YOU loving GIRLIEMEN
- body wash
- get out and examine my back to see how burnt it is.
feels good man.
:(

Still kinda weird :P
:(