Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

[WhatevaGuy]

Genius bump, br0.

[Ad Bot]

[Nex]

Genius bump, br0.

Genius bump, br0.

[mecha51]

User: We're no strangers to love...

Cleverbot: You know the rules, and so do I.

loving LOL'D

[WhatevaGuy]

2 hour bumps don't quite count; sorry, Nex.

[Jalenharvey]

Lol mine cracked me up so hard

[WhatevaGuy]

Jalen, why did you post mine?

[Jalenharvey]

User: No, it's 30.


Cleverbot: Hell 37.


User: Why did they name you Cleverbot if you don't even know the simplest of math problems?


Cleverbot: My name isn't Cleverbot...


User: No. It isnt. Change subject please.


Cleverbot: Not OK. You asked me what should you sing, now start singing.

User: Do you like hot chicks?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Boobies.

Cleverbot: *screams and runs around*.

[Jalenharvey]

This one cracks me up.

User: *takes off your shirt, and we both land in bed*.


Cleverbot: That feels nice.

[Hugums]

User: She's just a small town girl.

Cleverbot: Living in a right town world.

User: She took the midnight train going anywhere.

Cleverbot: Yay you know Journy.

User: Yay can we keep singing?

Cleverbot: Ok *sings*.

Cleverbot: What are you doing this Saturday?

User: Er... Nothing.

Cleverbot: What room are you in?

User: My basement...

Cleverbot: No I'm in my house.
I was to afraid to go any farther D:

[Conan]

There's also this.

Sorry if it sometimes is not avaliable. It has lots of people logging on by the minute.

BTW, these two bots were created by...
Rollo Carpenter.

[Plasmus]

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u r smely
..He froze.

[Plasmus]

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me:u r smely
bot:Speed and time are relative.
me:hi im a mac
bot:And I'm a PC.
me:i do fun stuff like playing music and editing videos
bot:No i'm a boy.
me:But you said you were woman
bot:No I said I was 31. My name is Cleverbot whats yours?
me:Mogarf
He froze after my name

[Nex]

2 hour bumps don't quite count; sorry, Nex.

yus

[pocketrocket300]

Chat log (is long):

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User: Hurr?
Cleverbot: Her.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hurr?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes her.
User: Who is her?
Cleverbot: The girl I love.
User: Oooooh. And her name is......lemme guess.....dont tell me.....its.....GOOGLE!
Cleverbot: Is google your friend?
User: Yas indeed.
Cleverbot: P'wned.
User: OWNED.
Cleverbot: Am.
User: Am quigg?
Cleverbot: ARE!
User: ARE WHO?
Cleverbot: Your neighbors.
User: My neighbors? who dey?
Cleverbot: I never said they did have kids.
User: ????
Cleverbot: A big one.
User: What is this I dont even.
Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: Profit?
Cleverbot: No thank you.
User: Hurrdurr.
Cleverbot: What's your email?
User: .....WAIT A MINUTE!
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Whats YOUR email?
Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to give it to you.
User: EXACTLY!
Cleverbot: What are you looking for?
Cleverbot: How long is a minute?
User: 1/60 hours.
Cleverbot: Do you have any pets?
User: And you care why?
Cleverbot: You can't answer my questions.
User: I chose not to :3.
Cleverbot: It's my favorite movie.
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: I want your intelligence.
User: O_O.
Cleverbot: Don't go pulling faces on me. I do not approve.
User: GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSES.
Cleverbot: How does gravity form?
User: It ate your mother.
Cleverbot: No you're not
User: Wat?
Cleverbot: Tall.
User: Tall?
Cleverbot: Yes tall.
User: Whos tall?
Cleverbot: ME.
User: :O.
Cleverbot: Don't give me that face! You gave me a lame answer!
User: :3.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Is cat. :3.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yas.
Cleverbot: Very yes!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Yes...no.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: I am confuus
Cleverbot: Then seek an answer.
User: Mmmk. BAI NAO.
Cleverbot: Hello. What's your name?
Cleverbot: Have you any neighbours?


[CC]

User: What is this I dont even.

Cleverbot: You don't even what?

User: The whole bottle.

Cleverbot: Correct!

User: Wut.

Cleverbot: Have you.

User: IM CONFUS.

Cleverbot: Hello it's nice to meet you, confused ... That is an unusual name. Will I become Mrs Confused.

User: No, my name is Bill Cosby.

Cleverbot: Who gave you your name?

User: Martha Cosby.

Cleverbot: Who's that?

User: My mother.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Is this just real life?

User: OK NOW I HAVE FOUR FINGERS.

Cleverbot: Am I boring you?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: DO SOMETHING EXCITING.

Cleverbot: Ok, what?

User: SHOW ME YOUR TITS.

Cleverbot: Nothing doing, sorry.

User: >_>.

Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed.

User: Wait what.

Cleverbot: Aren't you?

User: Aren't I what?

Cleverbot: A computer?

User: No, I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Cleverbot: This is planet Mars!