Cleverbot - Funniest freaking thing I've ever seen.

[Visage]

I was talking to it in Spanish but it just keeps changing the subject.

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

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Is Liam Neesom that guy from Third Rock From the Sun?

[Drak]

User: Hello, gorgeous.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: Like a big, grey Rhino except with hands.

Cleverbot: That was random.

User: How so? I was answering your question.

Cleverbot: Well, it was a random answer.

User: No, I look exactly like I described.

Cleverbot: Spring is good. I look forward to fresh strawberries.

User: Why would you look forward to something you could not eat?

Cleverbot: Not everything is made to be eaten.

User: But strawberries are.

Cleverbot: Good, see you soon back with those strawberries. Hurry or I will release the hounds.

[Placid]

I said "NU" and he said "Zimbabwe!"

[Visage]

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Hola!

User: Que estas haciendo?

Cleverbot: Hablando contigo.

User: Si yo tambien.

Cleverbot: Pues bonitas.

User: Si, me dices un chiste por favor.

Cleverbot: I'm not your honey, buddy.

User: Lol que?

Cleverbot: Rofl.

User: ROFLMAO ZOMG.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: LOLOLOLOLOL.

Cleverbot: Axaxaxax.

User: LOLROFLMAOBBQSAUCE.

Cleverbot: Roflmao.

User: forget YOU.

Cleverbot: You're so lovely!

[The Russian]

Douche

That was not funny.

Yes, it was

How was it funny?

It was funny now bow down to me!

That's because you're mean! D.

Bow down to me!

I wasn't meant to be.......

Stop changing the topic!

Cleverbot...

Dammit, BOW DOWN TO MY FEET A LICK EM NOW!

*Bows down.*.

Now call me master

Okay, Master.

Go bring me a hooker

Yes mistress.

That's it. I'm going to have to kill you

Thanks.

No problem

So what's going on in your part of the world?

I'm planning to send a nuke that will kill your computer system

OMG! Who is Phillip Harrison?      

[WhatevaGuy]

Douche

That was not funny.

Yes, it was

How was it funny?

It was funny now bow down to me!

That's because you're mean! D.

Bow down to me!

I wasn't meant to be.......

Stop changing the topic!

Cleverbot...

Dammit, BOW DOWN TO MY FEET A LICK EM NOW!

*Bows down.*.

Now call me master

Okay, Master.

Go bring me a hooker

Yes mistress.

That's it. I'm going to have to kill you

Thanks.

No problem

So what's going on in your part of the world?

I'm planning to send a nuke that will kill your computer system

OMG! Who is Phillip Harrison?      

I have a feeling that's fake.

[Placid]

I have a feeling that's fake.

Yeah, I thought that too.

[WhatevaGuy]

Many reasons.

1. It has no names. Unless you Copypasted each line individually, or typed out the whole thing, names would be there. There is no point in that.

2. Cleverbot learns from people. Neither sides of that conversation is something Cleverbot would say. Trust me.

Those are two of the many reasons I have.

[Hectic]

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Ouch.

Btw it wasn't that funny, i think the Badspot thing was better

[The Russian]

I have a feeling that's fake.

No it's real.

[WhatevaGuy]

No it's real.

Hm...
Then where did the names go? And why was he acting like that?
Also, what Badspot thing?

[The Russian]

Many reasons.
1. It has no names. Unless you Copypasted each line individually, or typed out the whole thing, names would be there. There is no point in that.
Those are two of the many reasons I have.

I copy pasted because I felt like it. I didn't want to right out the names either.

[WhatevaGuy]

I copy-pasted because I felt like it. I didn't want to write out the names either.

But copy-pasting would have put names.

[Swholli]

Cleverbot: Words, words, words.

Leave it to Cleverbot to make a Shakespeare reference.