Author Topic: Make Khorde happy. Post some funnies  (Read 5738 times)







someone knows to much.

So one day, a girl went up to her mom.

She asked, 'Mom, why is my name Rose?' Her mother said, 'Because when you were born a rose fell on your head!'

The next girl asks, 'Mom, why is my name Daisy?'

Her mother replies, 'Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head!'

The next girl says, 'Raaagghdurrrrhurrrrrrr'

The mother says, 'Shut the forget up, Cinderblock'

So one day, a girl went up to her mom.

She asked, 'Mom, why is my name Rose?' Her mother said, 'Because when you were born a rose fell on your head!'

The next girl asks, 'Mom, why is my name Daisy?'

Her mother replies, 'Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head!'

The next girl says, 'Raaagghdurrrrhurrrrrrr'

The mother says, 'Shut the forget up, Cinderblock'

This gets me every time

someone knows to much.

Photo Gallery can't display this picture because it is an empty file.

Its always with the games... The games make the whole Mac business suck even thought it doesn't have viruses and its easier to use. Makes perfect sense.
I find a Windows environment to be easier to use than a *nix environment.   I don't get why it is said that it is easier to use.  You know, like the close, window/maximize, and the minimize buttons in osx.  On windows they tell you what they do, on a mac, they're just colors.  Any competent user can keep away from files named "AWESOMEresearchXXX.exe", fake free stuff, or fake virus scans. 
« Last Edit: October 29, 2009, 10:57:09 PM by Marcem »

So one day, a girl went up to her mom.

She asked, 'Mom, why is my name Rose?' Her mother said, 'Because when you were born a rose fell on your head!'

The next girl asks, 'Mom, why is my name Daisy?'

Her mother replies, 'Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head!'

The next girl says, 'Raaagghdurrrrhurrrrrrr'

The mother says, 'Shut the forget up, Cinderblock'
Heard it. I heard this next one from a friend, don't bother me about this one.
Mine is:
There are three people on a plane, George Bush, Bill Gates, and Donald Annoying Orange.
George said: "Imma make 100 people happy." and threw $100 out the window.
Bill said: "Imma make 1,000,000 people happy." and threw $1,000,000 out the window.
Donald said: "Imma make EVERYONE happy." and threw George Bush out the window.


So one day, a girl went up to her mom.

She asked, 'Mom, why is my name Rose?' Her mother said, 'Because when you were born a rose fell on your head!'

The next girl asks, 'Mom, why is my name Daisy?'

Her mother replies, 'Because when you were born, a daisy fell on your head!'

The next girl says, 'Raaagghdurrrrhurrrrrrr'

The mother says, 'Shut the forget up, Cinderblock'
I couldn't stop laughing.