The TF2 Spy's Life

[Volko]

After eating a delicious taco, and dropping it on the ground, I was somehow inspired to create this game. It goes like so:

1. Insert a time. Example: 7:19
2. In red or blue font, insert anything you want to happen to the red or blue spy, adjacent to the time.
3. Post.

I'll start:

6:21 Blue spy took out a Sentry and narrowly avoided being shot to his death.

[Ad Bot]

[The Russian]

6:30 The Spy get caught fapping in the Red Base.

[Volko]

Lol'd

6:45 Red spy got wrenched in the crotch by a drunken engineer.

[Regulith]

6:46 Drunken Engineer apologizes for hitting his "Engi teammate", blissfully unaware friendly fire is impossible. It's probably the booze.

[Volko]

7:00 Blue spy stabs a soldier whilst dodging the sentry's shooting at him.
7:05 Blue spy backflips off of a cliff, and falls to his death.

[Illidan]

7:00 Blue spy stabs a soldier whilst dodging the sentry's shooting at him.
7:05 Blue spy backflips off of a cliff, and falls to his death.

well now you've gone and forgeted up your own story

[Volko]

Yes, but the fun part is:

7:10 Blue spy respawing in 10...9...8...

[Illidan]

Yes, but the fun part is:

7:10 Blue spy respawing in 10...9...8...

Ohhhh, stuff brother!

[Volko]

Lol.

7:05 Blue spy respawned, only to find that he is surrounded by several soldiers.

[Regulith]

7:06 Blue Spy wonders what the forget is going on and is interested why the story keeps changing characters for no raisin reason.

[Moppy]

7:06 Blue Spy wonders what the forget is going on and is interested why the story keeps changing characters for no raisin reason.

I'll change the characters for a raisin!

[Scarpelt]

6:66 The Blue Spy is unaware that he opened a Time Paradox.

[Volko]

6:57 Blue spy has indigestion problems.

[Volko]

Ugh, I'll keep it going...

7:09 Blue spy encounters a scout attempting to revoke the heavy's sandvich.

[Tekno]

7:10 Blue spy gets hit in the face by the scout