My mom was in a rush because the taxi dude really had to continue his job.
Oh, my username, you say?
My friend let me make a Gamertag on his XBox 360 (before I got one) and I decided "King Pizzanator the 3rd". Only King Pizzanator fit, but I still liked the "the 3rd" on the end. Some games wouldn't let "King Pizzanatpr" fit, so I chose "Dapizzanator", meaning "The Pizzanator".
Where would I ask for a name change? PM Badspot?