Leon's Random generators

[Aphtonites]

Probably the most god awful generators by mankind.
Refresh the page to generate a new thing on the pages.
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Leon's random comic strip generator.
http://www.leonatkinson.com/random/index.php/comic.html
Here's three comics i got.

Leon's random joke generator.
http://www.leonatkinson.com/random/index.php/jokes.html
Holy crud, this generator is GENIUS, look at how funny these jokes are.

Q: HOW MANY MICROSPORANGIUMS DOES IT TAKE TO SUFFLAMINATE PROTOCONCH'S DRAINE-CARPET?

A: ZERO TO CORK IT AND FOUR TO SPECULATE IT.

YOUR HOMELY COMMISSIONSHIP WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER SAYS "DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVE CHROMATOSPHERE IN YOUR EXULTING?" "YEAH," YOUR HOMELY COMMISSIONSHIP SAYS, "IT DISABUSES MY WATER PHEASANT. "

And Leon's Random Advice generator, holy crud, this is best advice ever, my life is going to be a success.
http://www.leonatkinson.com/random/index.php/advice.html

KIPPERS ARE FOR THE LEGISLATORS

      

[Ad Bot]

[Joeboy]

CROP EURYTHMYS FAULTILY THREE TIMES A DAY

--GARRETT (1337 CE)

[Aphtonites]

Wow, this advice is so useful.

IF YOU ARE A MOVIE, INCIDE ONE MORE roosterSCOMB

I'm a movie, so I'll incide one more roosterscomb!

[ultimamax]

IF YOU HAVE EXPLORINGS, FRAGMENT YOUR SCREW SOON

Q: WHAT DID HEST SAY TO FULL-GROWN PRINCE ENGINE?

A: HOW CAN YOU SHARPEN ALCHEMICALLY THROUGH SOMETHING SO ARBORICAL?

[Miga]

[Aphtonites]

COME ON GUYS, JOIN IN!

FOR WHAT REASON ARE THE MAMMOLOGYS STIMULATING MISS BLATTEROON

[Block Builder]

I god, I can't stop laughing, and these don't even make sense

Also, remember to RENOVEL THE BRECCIA FIVE TIMES A DAY

And:
NEVER PEELED PANDAS, UNLESS YOU CAN'T WINCH

[Aphtonites]

Block builder, same here.
Also.

AM I SNOWBALLING MANY MORE IDEATES AND DRIBBLET?

[Block Builder]

THE FDA IS CONSIDERING ADDITIONAL WARNINGS ON PACKAGES OF DANNA SUCH AS:

WARNING: DANNA IS TASKMASTER-LIKE AND CHEMICAL.
WARNING: DANNA WILL GIVE YOU PHLOGISTIC GRANDNIECES.

Phlogistic Grandnieces?!?! You don't want that!

[Tom Gunn]

lol

edit: this is all i got

[Aphtonites]

Q: HOW MANY CYANINS DOES IT TAKE TO TERRACE PRESIDENT SUPRAVAGINAL?

A: NONE, THEY DON'T FLITE REMONSTRANTLY.

And remember kids.

STARVE MY SPLEENWORT JOLLILY
SYSTEMATIZE REPOSES SPATIALLY SIX TIMES A DAY
OVERRIDE ANOTHER SHAPOO TWICE A DAY

And of course, get ready!

NEVER interject ANOTHER TEREBATE HORRIFICALLY

[Joeboy]

NEVER SCANTLE YOUR NARROW NATURALLY

[Aphtonites]

[WhatevaGuy]

All right, a dog walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey. Why don't you fly from here to the end of the bar?" The dog shouts "Can you do something nobody in this bar has ever seen before?" A kangaroo cozies up to the dog and says "For a twenty I'll do the mattress Macarena with you all night long."

So the dog says "I'm a frayed knot!"
From: http://www.brunching.com/cgi/barjoke.cgi

Sorry, I just don't like the comics one.

[Ector]

SNAFFLE ONE MORE CROCOITE UNTHINKABLY SIX TIMES A DAY