Your worst injuries

[Joker Card]

Tripped over a chair and fell on my arm and fractured it in 3 placs, rolled my ankle when I slipped in mud, broken my thumb when it got kicked, fractured 2 fingers in football. fractured another in football. Sprained my wrist in wrestling. and thats it

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[Conan]

Eh, nothing?

Well, maybe nearly stabbing my eye out on a cupboard door corner when I was 2. Don't have any memories, thank god.

Now I have a scar that barely anyone notices.

[yoemex]

When i was 5 or 4 i was wearing slippers and i was running and i tried to stop and i slided into the edge of the wall next to my forehead and i started bleeding i went to the hospital i think they gave a shot on the wound I still have the scar :c

[yndaaa]

Well i fell out of a tree...

Had my Fingers Slammed in a'few doors

Fallen of my bike abunch.

I use to do this thing where i would jump of the bike and watch it crash, i kept doing it until my bike broke, the handlebars broke off and stuff.

Never anything too serious


there was this one time that i was riding bikes with my friend and i was doing a wheelie and he crashed into me we both fell of are bikes i got a Big cut on my knee it was guresome but didnt hurt that much, and when we got back to his house "We were not that far i was only like i dont know 5 maybe? And it was a sleepover" once we got back his mom gave me a big bandaid and a dollar for not crying even if i had this big hole in my knee "or something like that"

Cant really remember any others But this one time i was like 9 or something
rideing my bike, i crashed, And it flung my body forward but i didnt leave the bike but i hit somewhere Very painful for the male gender...
It Hurt..

[Guilmon X]

Well this was when i was at Young age...

First i was running around and there was a window that had wood on the edges on it so then since it was open i tried to duck while running then BANG!
I feel and then called for my mom and then 1 min later i started to see blood coming from my forehead...it was so painful...another story (I am young in this again) i was on this little thing (Forgoted it's name) that you jump on and so i was jumping over and over on it and then i hit the edge of it which was made out of metal...then i was holding my foot and when my mother and father came in i fainted from pain...then i woke up in my bed and i looked at my foot and i saw a cast on it...

Well that's all...for now...and i hope i don't get any more...

[Jacob/Lee]

15 pounds of sharp, rusty, metal corner fell 7 feet and landed on the bottom of my foot.

Needed stiches
tetstar fish
lots of bandages
morphine

[LegoEggo]

Posting in a thread where you come up with the best lie about being injured

also inb4 "mine wasn't a lie!!!!!"

[Nex]

Posting in a thread where you come up with the best lie about being injured

also inb4 "mine wasn't a lie!!!!!"

Mine wasn't a lie =(

[CC]

Badly bruised my foot when I was 9 or 10.
We assumed it was a sprain but it went away after like a day.
I've never broken a bone. c:

Edit: Oh yeah, I hit my eyebrow into the corner of a desk thing and had to get stitches a long time ago. There's been a somewhat noticeable mark on my eyebrow for a while now.

[Orthone]

My worst injury was when I jumped off a kitchen stool into a pile of laundry and somehow sprained my arm when I was like.. 7? Meh.

[Zenthrox]

My worst injury is most likely me falling off the back of a boat and cutting my leg on the propeller.

Other than that, I've been pretty accident-proof.

[Brickman]

2nd degree burn from a tractor's muffler.

Large cut on my wrist while putting my hand through a fence.

Nothing really spectacular.