The Worst Day Ever. (Forum Game)

[Pi]

The cops come and ask him "Why are you folding a broken rope?" Then one of them sees it is tied like a noose and yells "Hey, your under arrest for murder!" He goes to jail.

[Ad Bot]

[WickedTroop]

He gets buttraped without using lube

[Hugums]

He goes online and is bombarded with adds for snake enlargement which brings back terrible memories ._.

[Reformist]

And then his mother-in-law comes over and says "Hey! I'm moving in!".

[Travis [bob36455]]

next his mother in law takes his pet dog and throws him in the street because it sheds

[Wynd_Fox]

And then his mother-in-law comes over and says "Hey! I'm moving in!".

I think you just won.

[Klayboxx]

Then the dog explodes and destroys half the house

[Neoventilator22]

then a cop comes out of nowhere and arrests him on suspision of rape

[Riot]

 Then his vagina fell off.

[Rughugger]

Right....I have to get up at 10 o clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed. I drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work 29 hours a day at mill for 6 and 74 years for tuppence a month and when I got home, my dad would thrash me to sleep with his belt, a broken bottle if we were lucky, and then he'd slice us in two with a bread knife, killing us and dancing about our graves singing hallelujah.

[Travis [bob36455]]

Bob makes a cure for canser causing the zombie appoclypse

[Klax]

He is hiding out in a shed with out food, and is getting very hungry
you just know someone will say hes raped by zombies

[Muzzles56]

Then Bob dies

[Dr.Pain]

Bob respawns

[Muzzles56]

Bob dies again but is unable to respawn due to the zombie apocalypse