For the love of Jesus, tell me this is bullstuff.

[Saxophone]

Lol, all the spiders here are dead.

[Ad Bot]

[gun fun]

no big spiders here in canada to cold

[The Russian]

Oh thanks a lot. Now I'm loving scarred.

[Saxophone]

Oh thanks a lot. Now I'm loving scarred.

Theres one crawling up your neck...

[gun fun]

Theres one crawling up your neck...

I call shotgun

[Oasis]

Tarantulas are awesome. I live in the desert, and we get 3 or 4 in October and we just let them go on. Wanna know why?

They eat scorpions.

[thomas64]

I'm not arachnophobic,

I am!

[Ladios]

I don't have a problem with spiders.
Ants. Now thats soemthing.
Its more taht I am alergic to them that I don't like them, but also the whole swarmness is so meh. Whenever I hose off my porch while cleaning, the water hits some ant hills that are under the porch and within a mintue there are hundreds of thousands of ants swarming all over the porch, its like instant carpet, its so loving creepy...

[Oasis]

I don't have a problem with spiders.
Ants. Now thats soemthing.
Its more taht I am alergic to them that I don't like them, but also the whole swarmness is so meh. Whenever I hose off my porch while cleaning, the water hits some ant hills that are under the porch and within a mintue there are hundreds of thousands of ants swarming all over the porch, its like instant carpet, its so loving creepy...

Instant carpet, sell it.

[Fizzles]

Its more taht I am alergic to them that I don't like them, but also the whole swarmness is so meh. Whenever I hose off my porch while cleaning, the water hits some ant hills that are under the porch and within a mintue there are hundreds of thousands of ants swarming all over the porch, its like instant carpet, its so loving creepy...

I love that, it's so awesome when they all start pouring out.

[Inv3rted]

At least you guys haven't had to deal with the ants in India. Their soldiers are a half inch long and rape your face if you poke them.

[odst john]

It isn't bullstuff.

[Madmitten]

I don't have a problem with spiders.
Ants. Now thats soemthing.
Its more taht I am alergic to them that I don't like them, but also the whole swarmness is so meh. Whenever I hose off my porch while cleaning, the water hits some ant hills that are under the porch and within a mintue there are hundreds of thousands of ants swarming all over the porch, its like instant carpet, its so loving creepy...

...
thats nothing
imagine a black and white spider web blocking your front door.
with a spider crawling on it carrying another spider.


or imagine a black widow hanging from the top of your ceiling and dangling above your head ready to strike at any moment


GOD DANG DISCOVERY CHANNEL

[odst john]

I don't have a problem with spiders.
Ants. Now thats soemthing.
Its more taht I am alergic to them that I don't like them, but also the whole swarmness is so meh. Whenever I hose off my porch while cleaning, the water hits some ant hills that are under the porch and within a mintue there are hundreds of thousands of ants swarming all over the porch, its like instant carpet, its so loving creepy...

I don't step on spiders anymore. When I was about 8 years old, I stepped on a spider, and an entire swarm of baby spiders came off it and went everywhere.

[Madmitten]

I don't step on spiders anymore. When I was about 8 years old, I stepped on a spider, and an entire swarm of baby spiders came off it and went everywhere.

i crush spiders with my finger
/chucknorris