For the love of Jesus, tell me this is bullstuff.

[General Nick]

I've literally, never seen an insect in my home.

The most I've seen is a fruit fly.

That's it. Literally.

[Ad Bot]

[Madmitten]

I've literally, never seen an insect in my home.

The most I've seen is a fruit fly.

That's it. Literally.

LITERALLY

[Syntho]

Spiders remind me of headcrabs

[Madmitten]

Spiders remind me of headcrabs

I once saw a spider on the side of my house that looked exactly like a headcrab
tan head
4 legs, dark transition from head to legs.
and it had sharp leg tips.
it had no beak though

[Fizzles]

4 legs

Not a spider

[Hugums]

This strikes me as very creepy.

[JJA0]

I don't step on spiders anymore. When I was about 8 years old, I stepped on a spider, and an entire swarm of baby spiders came off it and went everywhere.

AUGH i hate when there is a million tiny spiders on me. Its like big spiders only harder to get the forget off me. Unfortunately i have been covered with tiny spiders twice. Once i woke up and i was eating them and another time i just got randomly attacked while on these forums.

[Thorax]

...

I better go post in the paranoid thread.

I think they got the number from the number of total spiders to number of total people, the threw some math on to those demographics.

Well, I'm out of here before any pics are posted.

[JJA0]

pic is posted.

[Riot]

 Those things come out of my ass, be paranoid.

[Saber15]

I don't have a problem with spiders.
Ants. Now thats soemthing.
Its more taht I am alergic to them that I don't like them, but also the whole swarmness is so meh. Whenever I hose off my porch while cleaning, the water hits some ant hills that are under the porch and within a mintue there are hundreds of thousands of ants swarming all over the porch, its like instant carpet, its so loving creepy...

This goddamnit. It's even worse if they get inside onto carpet, where they become impossible to kill.

[Block Builder]

I crush spiders with my teeth

[Fizzles]

I just heard a story of roach eggs getting into an open wound on a woman's tongue.

They then populated fast and burst out of her tongue.

[Chriz]

This goddamnit. It's even worse if they get inside onto carpet, where they become impossible to kill.

My house is all carpet.

I like insects, hell, I welcome anything that doesn't bite me in to my room. But mosquitos and stuff get their face punched in.

[Sebster 105]

Once a spider was in my bath it was like as big as a kiddies hand and i attacked it with a shower and it died but wouldnt go down plughole...