Author Topic: Help Me Find Some Free Zombies! (Read 3788 times)

Ladios · December 23, 2009, 07:06:14 PM

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?
~~yup~~ No, I am not and any believe of my state of being you may have to the contrary of this would be false.
DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR?
I have some toy lightsabers
CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT?
probably not
CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.?
i dont like smelly stuff
DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES?
theres that creepy guy down by the super market...
WHATS UP?
ur mom
HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD?
I don't know... 5?
WRITE DOWN A NUMBER
a number
NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG?
No thanks, I'm full. I would like a coke however.

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Megaguy · December 23, 2009, 07:28:42 PM

Quote from: Klayboxx on December 22, 2009, 11:58:14 PM

I made a zombie petting zoo. Right now I'm decorating it but it will be open to the public soon!

Make a exibit with flashy lights so the zombies are attracted to it.
Also, Do they mate? have you had any "Little zombies"?

e-maxx · December 23, 2009, 08:02:37 PM

Quote from: Megaguy on December 23, 2009, 07:28:42 PM

Make a exibit with flashy lights so the zombies are attracted to it.
Also, Do they mate? have you had any "Little zombies"?

i love little zombies ~~there so hard to shoot with a shot gun~~ i mean there so cute like baby wookies

Tremrist · December 23, 2009, 08:04:29 PM

Do like gun fun and e-maxx get to clean up zombie waste when the zombies are still in the cage for no extra pay?

e-maxx · December 23, 2009, 08:06:53 PM

Quote from: Tremrist on December 23, 2009, 08:04:29 PM

Do like gun fun and e-maxx get to clean up zombie waste when the zombies are still in the cage for no extra pay?

if he does he better not let me do it when i have a shotgun in my hand

Tremrist · December 23, 2009, 08:07:40 PM

Quote from: e-maxx on December 23, 2009, 08:06:53 PM

if he does he better not let me do it when i have a shotgun in my hand

You guys have to do it naked with no weapons.

Jump stab · December 23, 2009, 08:09:44 PM

Have U Tried Zombie Depo?

WhatevaGuy · December 23, 2009, 08:29:57 PM

Quote from: Klayboxx on December 22, 2009, 09:10:14 PM

Whatevaguy- Special surprise appearance zombie!

:D

The Russian · December 23, 2009, 08:38:16 PM

I'd like to be the Zombie Trainer.

kthxbai

CopBlock · December 23, 2009, 08:54:00 PM

can i be the guy who beats out of line zombies into line(or death if needed) with jerry
ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? no

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR? i own jerry

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT? i respawn in closets and jerry respawns magicly and has alot of himself

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? yes

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? lots

WHATS UP? the sky

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? 10

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER 666

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG /jerry to death

Plasmus · December 23, 2009, 09:26:33 PM

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? no

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR? no

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT? GOLLY GEE I DUNNO

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? well if it includes steamrollers its fine

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? yes, my sister

WHATS UP? My richard hurts

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? 11

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER 5

I WANT TO BE A SALESMAN WHO SELLS ZOMBIE PLUSHIES

Leftus · December 23, 2009, 09:37:27 PM

Quote from: Klayboxx on December 23, 2009, 11:45:59 AM

I cannot give out were it is 'cus the zombies are shy right now.

And if you want to get a job fill out this thing;

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? - NO OF COURSE NOT YOU SICK forget

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR? - YES, I LIVE IN TEXAS, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM DOUCHE BAG?

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT? - I LIVED THROUGH A RELATION-SHIP WITH A LION, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? -I LIVED THROUGH A RELATION-SHIP WITH A DOG, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? -I HAVE A FEW NUMBERS

WHATS UP? -THE SKY

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? -YES I CAN HAS SKY!!!

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER - 3.1415926...

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG? - YES HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

Done <3

Niblic · December 23, 2009, 09:54:05 PM

Apperlicatoin

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE? MAH' FRIENDS CALL' ME COACH

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR? FOOTBALL!

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT? FOOTBALL!

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? GRABBIN' PUKE

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? FOOTBALL!

WHATS UP? HE WANTS SOME GOOD OL' FASHION ~~SODA~~ COLA

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? FOOTBALL!

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER FOOTBALL!

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG? FOOTBALL!

zookuw · December 23, 2009, 10:46:37 PM

I DUN WANA BE A TICKET SELLER! [cry]

Lil Robot · December 23, 2009, 11:54:20 PM

Quote from: Klayboxx on December 23, 2009, 11:45:59 AM

I cannot give out were it is 'cus the zombies are shy right now.

And if you want to get a job fill out this thing;

ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?: NO

DO YOU OWN PROTECTIVE GEAR? YES

CAN YOU LIVE THROUGH DISENBODYMENT? NO

CAN YOU DEAL WITH DEATH, HORRIBLE ODOR, ROTTING FLESH, ECT.? HELL NAW

DO YOU KNOW ANY ZOMBIES? YES

WHATS UP? KIDDIE LAND!

HOW EXPERIANCED ARE YOU WITH HANDLING ZOMBIES OUT OF 1-10 ONE BEING WHAT IS A ZOMBIE AND 10 BEING I CAN HANDLE A ZOMBIE VEEERRRRYYYYY GOOOD? YAS

WRITE DOWN A NUMBER 54354353.123124264

NRAHHHHHGGGGGGGG UNNGNGNHHHHH HUUUGGGNNGNG? OHMIGOD IT'S CHRISTMAS

Done.